Category: Archie Mountbatten-Windsor
Meghan Markle Shuts Down The “Offensive” Claim That She Changed Her Name On Her Son’s Birth Certificate
Here I was thinking that birth certificate drama was so 2008, but over the weekend there was drama over the birth certificate of Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle’s 1-year-old son Master Archie. The Sun reported that Meghan’s full name was originally on her son’s birth certificate, but that she and Prince Harry later took a Magic Eraser to her full name and did it on the shush. The Sun then tried to stir up the lukewarm feud between Meghan and Duchess Kate by saying that the birth certificate move might have been a dig at Kate and Prince William. But Meghan popped up to both spit at The Sun and side-eye the Palace over the birth certificate change. And before you throw a COVID-protecting Hazmat mask at Detective La Toya Jackson and tell her to get herself to England to investigate this royal mystery, a Palace source called the change an oops.
Master Archie Has Graced His Mom And Dad’s Little Podcast With His Voice
About two weeks ago, we all found out that Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle followed up their multi-million dollar Netflix deal with a multi-million dollar Spotify deal. And today they put out their first podcast episode for Spotify and it’s a “holiday special” that features a bunch of their famous friends like Sir Elton John, Tyler Perry, and James Corden. Meghan’s neighbor and BFF Oprah does not make an appearance, and probably because The Mighty O didn’t even want to bother since she knew that everyone was just going to fast forward through the episode to get to the only star of it: 18-month-old Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor! Ginger Archie slobbers out a few words and giggles at the end of the episode. All headlines about Harry and Meghan’s episode focus on Archie and he’s probably the sole reason why anybody listened! Master Archie ENDED all podcasts without even trying!
Meghan Markle Says That Prince Harry Identifies As A Feminist
This is great news for anyone who has ever daydreamed of Prince Harry wearing a This Is What A Feminist Looks Like t-shirt. This revelation comes courtesy of Meghan Markle, who recently sat down for an interview with feminist icon Gloria Steinem to talk about the upcoming biopic, The Glorias (which is about Gloria Steinem over the course of her life), as well as why it’s important to vote in the November election. Uh oh, someone prepare Piers Morgan’s Valium dosage accordingly, Meghan is talking politics again.
Piers Morgan Thinks The Sussexes Should Be Stripped Of Their Titles For Talking About Voting
If the year was 1820 and not 2020, Piers Morgan might have made a name for himself as The Ye Olde Town Hater. Shuffling endlessly through various city squares in a tri-corner hat large enough for his ego-swollen head, clanging a worn-out bell, screaming, “Your Earl and his wife have been known to enjoy libations prior to mid-day?!? Off with their heads!” In present day, he does pretty much the same thing, except it’s all on Twitter. On Friday, Piers got to hate on one of his favorite couples, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, when he said that they should be stripped of every royal title they have. Can you believe this doesn’t have anything to do with them wearing shorts in public? No, it’s because Meghan spoke about the upcoming American presidential election.
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Are Suing A Photographer For Allegedly Taking Illegal Pictures Of Archie
According to TMZ, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have added another name to their To Sue list. Apparently Harry and Meghan are a litigious-level of pissed at a paparazzo who went to some creepy lengths to snap a picture of their son, Archie Mountbatten-Windsor. They also have accused the photographer of lying about where they took the photo in an attempt to sell it for a bunch of money to whoever was willing to pay top dollar for a picture of the not-royal baby.
Master Archie Goes Through A Roller Coaster Of Baby Motions While Meghan Markle Reads A Book To Him For His Birthday
Insert GloriaStuartsItsBeen84Years.GIF right here, because it was only a year ago when little Archie Mountbatten-Windsor became the seventh in line to the British throne by being born and for me, it feels like it’s been an entire lifetime since lots of shit (see: this tag full of approximately 16 billion posts) has happened since then. But it’s only his first birthday and here he is being forced to complete the impossible baby task of sitting still for more than 15 seconds as his mom Meghan Markle says a bunch of words he doesn’t really understand.
Even though Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan are no longer senior royals, they still did the royal tradition of sharing images of their child on his birthday. For the first anniversary of Master Archie’s born day, Meghan read a story to him to raise money for Save The Children UK. If Meghan wants to save a child, she’ll start with her own by saving him from boredom by not spending 3 minutes (which is 52 hours in baby time) to read some story!