After skipping an episode because I nearly died (I just had food poisoning), Allison and I are back to talk about Taylor Swift pulling a Taylor Swift by endorsing Democrats right before the mid-terms after taking Red State money, Keira Knightley getting blacklisted from Buckingham Palace FOREVER, and the feel-good plot twist of the My Son viral story. We also cry over the end of everlasting love (the break up of Ben Affleck and that 22-year-old Playboy model) and brain-burp out question marks over Sean Penn possibly being at a gender reveal party. We finish up the episode by giving our thoughts on A Star Is Born. And yes, I’m waiting for the porn parody called A Dirt Star Gets Boned, which would definitely be a better movie.

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Earlier this year, James Franco was accused of being a creep by five women who spoke to the Los Angeles Times. Since then, he’ss kept his head down and was likely counting down the weeks until his worst year was officially over. Unfortunately for James, he’s not going to leave 2018 without at least one last Google alert about his alleged shitty behavior. Although this time, it’s about how he got violent with Busy Philipps during the filming of Freaks and Geeks.

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Just when I was beginning to think that Allison and I would have nothing from the weekend to talk shit about, a giant double train wreck happened. Kanye West went off the rails again, and the ginger Babadook that is Lindsay Lohan really went off the rails when she tried to snatch a child in Moscow. Once we get ourselves out of that double cloud of messiness, we also talk about Netflix copying Choose Your Own Adventure, Gwyneth Paltrow’s wedding, and the tears of an influencer. We end with slobbering over 90s cereals we want back in our mouths.

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The rumors were true! Goop and her fiance of eight months have mindfully coalesced into a dyad! Translation – Gwyneth Paltrow, 46, and Glee and American Horror Story co-creator Brad Falchuk, 47, were married in an intimate yet star-studded ceremony in the Hamptons yesterday.

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And in “Untold Stories of Past Pop Cultural Icons” news, Elle Macpherson, 54, told Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live that vehicular terror Billy Joel, 69, off-loaded her in favor of the ageless Christie Brinkley, 64, back in the day. It could have been the equally ageless Elle whom the public was aiming their puzzled looks at back in the 80s. She could have been ½ of the unusual and progressive celebrity pairing that inspired questions like “Her? With him? Really?”

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We once again become a gourmet food podcast by discussing Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, peanut butter and mayo sandwiches, and saltines with butter in one episode. Ina Garten wishes!

Allison and I cover both Lil Xan’s stomach getting ripped apart by the food of Britney Spears, and the sound of heaves filling the internet over peanut butter and mayo sandwiches. But it’s not all fine cuisine talk from us, we also get into the threat of Katie Holmes losing custody of Suri Cruise if she talks to Leah Remini, the hipster union of Shia LaBeouf and FKA Twigs, Cher’s feud with Madonna, and L.A. party goats. We end by burping up advice about a roommate who drops toxic turds and how to burn your arch rival at a party.

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