Happy news for Macaulay Culkin and Brenda Song: they’re engaged! On Monday, Brenda was papped wearing a diamond ring on her left hand, and today a source confirmed the news to People. The couple’s engagement comes 9 months after they welcomed their son, Dakota Song Culkin. When reached for comment, Dakota removed his mother’s breast from his mouth and gurgled, “Hold up. My parents have been living in sin this entire time?! And lemme guess… they want me to learn to walk so I can be the ring bearer. Fat chance!” Continue reading
In an Esquire cover story last February, Macaulay Culkin told us he and his girlfriend Brenda Song were trying for a baby, but he also told us he prefers to be called “Mack” so I pretty much put the whole thing out of my mind because I’m not doing that. Plus considering that years ago Brenda allegedly pretended to be pregnant by Trace Cyrus, who ranks BELOW NOAH, I simply could not take it seriously. But now, according to Esquire, while Macaulay may have been kidding about preferring the name Mack, and I sincerely hope that he was, he was deadly serious about becoming a dad. Brenda and Macaulay just had a surprise baby boy named Dakota Song Culkin. Well, a surprise to us. I presume Brenda was expecting. For real this time!
Not even the late Sylvia Browne could’ve predicted that the Pagemaster and Annie Wilkes would eventually hook up. But it’s happening, because Ryan Murphy (and the year 2020) gives zero fucks about sanity. During an interview with E! News, Ryan says that Macaulay Culkin and Kathy Bates will do it on the next season of American Horror Story.
First off, spoilers much, Ry-dog? Second off, this Oscar-winning achievement (that’s right, the Academy is changing the rules to allow a televised sex scene to automatically win Best Picture) hasn’t even been shot yet. The next season of AHS was supposed to premiere this fall, but production has been delayed because of coronavirus.
Ryan Murphy has revealed the cast for the tenth season of American Horror Story which will come out later this year. We already knew that series staple (and the best one on the show next to Jessica Lange) Sarah Paulson will be back after missing out on last season’s AHS: 1984, but a brand new addition to the cast is 39-year-old Macaulay Culkin.
Macaulay Culkin Still Insists Nothing Happened Between Him And Michael Jackson, And Adds That James Franco Is A Nosy Pest
Don’t feel sorry for Macaulay Culkin, some child stars turn out just fine (eventually), even the ones with supremely shitty parents. While Mack, as he’s known, went through a period of heroin adjacent tabloid drama, he now spends his days positively chilling, according to a recent Esquire profile. He barely works (BY CHOICE!), and spends his time goofing on the internet, smoking cigarettes, chilling with his cats and “keeping his lady fed” which is not a euphemism for butt stuff. The lady in question is his girlfriend, fellow former child actor Brenda Song (The Suite Life of Zach & Cody), and Mack says they are trying for a baby. A real one this time! In the interview, Mack (I hate it so much, but he insists) also talked a little bit about his relationship with Michael Jackson, reiterating that nothing sexual ever happened between them. More delightfully, Mack talked about the time he dunked on James Franco for getting nosy with him on an airplane.
1992’s Home Alone 2: Lost In New York is the sequel to 1990’s Home Alone, but it’s really a shitty carbon copy. Although, there are some original bits in there. Like Marv getting electrocuted so much he turns into a skeleton. Or any time Tim Curry shows up on screen. The filthy pigeon lady is alright too. But there’s also characters who don’t really need to be there. Donald Trump playing Donald Trump is probably the most obvious example. He’s less important than Kevin’s cheese pizza.
So when it came time for the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation’s (or CBC) annual broadcast of Home Alone 2, they decided to cut some time and delete Trump’s scene. Of course, some Trump supporters took this as a deliberate act of censorship. And that would include the biggest Trump supporter of them all, Donald Trump.