Night Crumbs
Disney will release the trailer for their punk-ified Cruella movie tomorrow, and to get things going, they put out this Ellen von Unwerth-looking ass poster featuring Emma Stone as Cruella de Vil. I know that nobody can come close to touching the diabolical glamour that Glenn Close exuded in the 101 Dalmation movies, but we all know that Cruella would never go around looking like she just hit up a Hot Topic to quickly put together a Magenta costume for a midnight screening of Rocky Horror in a college town – /Film
In the second season of Bridgerton, Simone Ashley will play the female lead of Kate Sharma, opposite the male lead of Anthony Bridgerton, who is played by Jonathan Bailey. I’m sure this is big news for those who watch Bridgerton, but I’m waiting for them to announce how many bare man asses will make an appearance before I decide to watch the second season or not. Priorities: I got mine in check! – Lainey Gossip
Medieval Times Curly Sue (aka Kit Harington) and Rose Leslie welcomed their Game of Thrones baby into the world – Just Jared
Larsa Pippen Says She’s Blessed To Not Be Friends With The Kardashians Anymore
There was a time that Larsa Pippen’s friends Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian would have seen the mountain of drama-based attention that fell into Larsa’s lap two months ago, and called her up to congratulate her on such an achievement. But those days are long gone because Larsa is no longer in the Kardashian inner-circle. The Kardashians have unofficially ex-kommunicated Larsa. But Larsa is okay with that because things started to get to an “ugly” place between herself and the Kardashians.
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Are Expecting Another Baby At The End Of Spring
And it looks like we have the answer to the question: “Why ever would Meghan Markle need a mysterious, undefined 9 month delay in her privacy lawsuit trial?” Well, because she’s currently pregnant with her and Prince Harry’s second child. Harry and Meghan celebrated Valentine’s Day yesterday, not by plowing through a $9.99 heart-shaped box of assorted stale chocolates from CVS while standing over the sink in an attempt to reduce clean up time, but by announcing a pregnancy with a black and white portrait of their developing baby situation.
Paris Hilton Gave Fiancé Carter Reum A Giant Portrait Of Them For His Birthday
Paris Hilton is in lurrrv and on her way to having designer twins via IVF with her most recent fiancé, businessman Carter Reum. It was his birthday on Friday, and Paris surprised him with a gigantic portrait of the two of them. People called it “life-sized”, but that’s inaccurate, as neither Paris nor Carter are BFGs. Paris posted a video of her presenting the gift to Carter, and his totally spontaneous and unrehearsed reaction was, “That is so… *scans brain for ANY positive adjective*… awesome! Is it a photograph? Oh no, it’s a painting.” A sliiight improvement over, “Wow! What a… birthday gift!”
Britney Spears’ Social Media Manager Spoke Out About Those Instagram Conspiracy Theories
There’s been a lot of controversy about Britney Spears’ Instagram. Who runs it? Does Brit Brit have access? Does she read the comments? Is she even allowed a phone? Is the content controlled by her conservators? What’s being censored? Is Britney leaving secret messages for the #FreeBritney movement?
Well, Britney’s longtime social media manager, Cassie Petrey, has posted a small essay explaining exactly how Britney’s Instagram works. Cassie claims Britney creates her own posts and writes her own captions. And she says her work as social media manager has absolutely nothing to do with the Spears conservatorship. Or is that just what Daddy Spears wants us to think? Open your eyes, sheeple! Continue reading
Nicole Kidman Talked About Playing Lucille Ball In “Being The Ricardos”
If you see Debra Messing wandering around looking despondent with mascara running down her face, pulling out clumps of her disheveled Lucy wig, please be kind. She has probably just read that Nicole Kidman didn’t really know shit about Lucille Ball until she signed on to play her in the upcoming Aaron Sorkin movie called Being the Ricardos co-starring Javier Bardem as Desi Arnaz. According to Variety, Nicole has been preparing for the role by watching episodes of I Love Lucy and is ready to “give it a go.” It’s unknown if she has also been doing face-kegels to help her mimic any of Lucille’s signature expressions.