Night Crumbs
Disney will release the trailer for their punk-ified Cruella movie tomorrow, and to get things going, they put out this Ellen von Unwerth-looking ass poster featuring Emma Stone as Cruella de Vil. I know that nobody can come close to touching the diabolical glamour that Glenn Close exuded in the 101 Dalmation movies, but we all know that Cruella would never go around looking like she just hit up a Hot Topic to quickly put together a Magenta costume for a midnight screening of Rocky Horror in a college town – /Film
In the second season of Bridgerton, Simone Ashley will play the female lead of Kate Sharma, opposite the male lead of Anthony Bridgerton, who is played by Jonathan Bailey. I’m sure this is big news for those who watch Bridgerton, but I’m waiting for them to announce how many bare man asses will make an appearance before I decide to watch the second season or not. Priorities: I got mine in check! – Lainey Gossip
Medieval Times Curly Sue (aka Kit Harington) and Rose Leslie welcomed their Game of Thrones baby into the world – Just Jared
Meghan Trainor introduced her new baby, named Riley, with a close-up picture of him looking like a stoned me zoning out during a Zoom call with my extended family – Celebitchy
And now thanks to this recently found costume book from the 80s, I now know that my Halloween costume this year will be a pantyhose-wearing drunk carrot – OMG Blog
On her 70th birthday, Jane Seymour got the gift of Joe Lando risking a plant poke to the culo while posing almost naked for her – SOW
Because her mom and dad spent tons of money on trying to defend their scheming ways in the College Admissions Scandal, Olivia Jade is looking to make some money and is selling her worn clothes. Now, I’m not saying that Olivia is back to her grifting ways, but $39 for some coochie cutters you can buy for a $1 from any Central Florida Goodwill?! – Egotastic!
“Is Michael Shuman married?” is probably what many people Googled after Lily James was spotted kissing Michael Shuman of Queens of the Stone Age – Us Weekly
Halloween is eight months away but Madison “Not A Wisconsin” Brewery is getting into the spirit really early by doing herself up as THOTerella for a music video – Popoholic
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