Britney Spears Defends Her Instagram Posts As Fans Claim She’s Crying Out For Help

July 12, 2020 / Posted by:

Ever since Britney Jean Spears burned down her home gym back in April, fans have been doing that nervous, clenched-jaw laugh––you know, like when it’s painfully obvious that something’s not right but you just keep smiling in order to avoid having to ask the tough questions? Okay, more than likely, Britney fans have been worried about her ass for over ten years, but with the #FreeBritney movement picking up again and her recent Instagram and TikTok posts, are really worried and not just worried that her low shorts are one jump away from her crotch getting exposed and saying, “It’s Vagney, bitch!”

As we know, Britney is still under that whole messy conservatorship thing––where her dad and his lawyer basically control most aspects of her life. And the #FreeBritney movement, as well as Brit Brit herself sometimes, have been calling out the conservatorship. For a while, it was business as usual at Casa de Cheetos but then Britney went from working drop-dead gorgeous lewks in those impromptu fashion shows to posting weird-angled videos where she talks really fast, as well as posting bible quotes. And now, fans are concerned that she’s actually reaching out for help via hidden messages.

On Friday, Britney posted another one of her signature selfies, wearing a Laura Ashley meets Little House on the Prairie off-the-shoulder blouse and a heavy helping of shoe polish eyeliner. In the caption, she bragged about having just baked cherry muffins but left them in the oven too long (for Chrissakes, get her away from open flame!)

As a whole, the rest of the comment was…confusing. And it prompted some people to weigh in––specifically Sarah Hyland:

Another fan comment that got a ton of likes was a user convinced that Britney was maybe acting a little off (but like, more than usual):

“Britney… if you’re in danger, take photos outside with your dogs. WE LOVE YOU ❤️❤️❤️” 

Well, cut to yesterday––when Britney posted a photo of herself OUTSIDE. No dogs, but that’s probably because they were watching Sam Asghari work out in what’s left of the smoldering rubble of Britney’s gym. Not only did Britney take a photo outside, but she made it a point to acknowledge in the comments that she was definitely outside. It doesn’t take a Jessica Fletcher or a Detective LaToya to put two and two together.

Fans also claim that one told her to wear yellow if she needs help and she did, but that was later debunked:

Even though Britney is seemingly just living her best life with her hot man and her wardrobe of Chico’s off-the-rack tube dresses, Daddy Spears, I mean, SHE is aware that some people are just not into her content. Just before posting yesterday’s outside photo, Daddy Spears Britney addressed some of the critiques and reassured people that @britneyspears is her channel to show how authentic and happy she really is.

Again, she posted her “I’m Happy” caption just before her “I’m Outside” caption yesterday, so nobody can really say with certainty what the fuck is going on over there. But keep your eyes peeled for more clues. In the meantime, I’m thinking of posting the following comment on her next photo: “Britney, if you’re okay, show a video of  your man Sam doing naked squats.

Pic: Instagram

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