Daniel Kaluuya Wasn’t Invited To The “Get Out” Premiere
Way back in 2017, the Jordan Peele-directed film Get Out became a monster sleeper hit, grossing $255 million worldwide on a $4.5 million budget. The film’s lead, British actor Daniel Kaluuya, was nominated for a bunch of awards, including a Best Actor Oscar. Since then he’s starred in Black Panther, Widows, and Judas and the Black Messiah (for which he’s just been nominated for a Golden Globe).
So yeah, Daniel’s a big deal. But it wasn’t always that way, at least according to a story he shared on The Graham Norton Show. Daniel told Graham that he was obviously really excited to attend the Sundance surprise world premiere of Get Out. He was shooting Black Panther at the time and asked for time off, assuming that he’d get an invite, cuz, you know, he’s the film’s star. But… no invite came. Ruh-roh. Did someone fuck up? Or was he purposely ignored? Either way, Daniel was hurt.
Tiger Woods Is Now Recovering From Major Surgery To His Leg, Ankle, And Foot
Yesterday, 45-year-old Tiger Woods had to be rescued after he was involved in a serious rollover car crash in Rancho Palos Verdes, CA. At least one of Tiger’s legs was majorly fucked up in the crash and he had to go through surgery, involving pins, screws, and rods. Tiger is in the hospital where he’s awake and recovering as we learn a little more about what exactly happened.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Dick Island!
“I didn’t know that Scientology owned an entire island?” is probably what you said at the sight of Dick Island. Or you did what I did and researched skydiving companies that’ll let you skydive with no pants on and will teach you how to land b-hole first. The Sun brings us some highly important geographical news about a dick island (not to be confused with the Isle of Dicks that was the Fyre Festival) that was discovered by a woman who was exploring Google Earth. A million thank yous to that woman for finding my kind of paradise (Peenadise? Paradick?) on earth!
Night Crumbs
While looking like a Wish.com Elsa, Meghan McCain basically said on The View today that she wants to speak to Dr. Fauci’s manager. Because Meghan thinks that the coronavirus vaccine rollout has been a mess and Dr. Fauci needs to be removed and replaced with someone “that maybe does understand science.” Meghan is pissed that she doesn’t know when it’s her turn to get vaccinated and said, “The fact that I, Meghan McCain, co-host of The View, don’t know when or how I will be able to get a vaccine because the rollout for my age range and my health is so nebulous.” I mean, spoiled messes are going to be spoiled messes, but I am shocked and surprised that she didn’t say, “The fact that I, John McCain’s daughter, daughter of John McCain, don’t know when….” She’s slipping! – Towleroad
Since people have run out of shit to be OUTRAGED about, they got mad at Amanda Kloots, the widow for Nick Cordero, for getting vaccinated after waiting around at a vaccination site for any leftover shots they had at the end of the day – Celebitchy
The Croods 2 was once again the #1 movie during another shitty box office weekend because even a pandemic can’t keep parents from saying no to their children begging to go see that movie starring a bunch of talking crudités (that’s what Croods are, right? Don’t make me Google) – Pajiba
Rihanna Has Been Accused Of Cultural Appropriation Again
A couple of days ago Rihanna posted a sexy tittay Instagram pic to show off her new Savage X Fenty satin boxers. You may be thinking, “Rihanna being sexy on the ‘gram? And this is news… why?” Well, RiRi was wearing a necklace featuring the Hindu god Ganesha. And commenters have called her out for cultural appropriation and being “mad disrespectful.” Ganesha is one of the most worshipped Hindu deities. He has the head of an elephant and traditionally represents success and wisdom. Clearly, wisdom was not the thing running through Rihanna’s head when she chose to pose topless with the pendant.
Prince Philip Was Taken To The Hospital As A Precaution
Prince Philip has been taken to a London hospital as a precaution after feeling unwell. Now, the Duke of Edinburgh is 99 years old (and turning 100 on June 10 [Geminiii]), so I can’t imagine his default setting is bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. But clearly he was feeling shitty enough that it was cause for concern. And no, a source has confirmed it’s not COVID-19 related. Dude already got the first round of the vaccine with wifey Queen Elizabeth last month.