Former MLB Star Ben Zobrist Has Sued His Pastor For Sleeping With His Wife During Marriage Counseling
Ben “Zorilla” Zobrist is a two-time World Series champion who played for several Major League Baseball teams including the Chicago Cubs, the Oakland Athletics, and the Kansas City Royals. I know, why do we care, right? Because he’s in the middle of suing his pastor for banging his wife, Julianna Zobrist. There it is! We’re back to relevant Dlisted content. He’s filed a lawsuit against pastor Byron Yawn (who went against his last name by getting involved in a cheating scandal) in Nashville and is asking for a combined $6 million in damages for an “inappropriate sexual relationship.” A lawsuit for cheating? Tristan Thompson better watch his back!
Bennifer 1.0, WHO?! Angelina Jolie Visited Ex-Husband Jonny Lee Miller’s Apartment With A Bottle Of Wine
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck fully brought on the return of the early-aughts by getting back together And well, you can now replace your Von Dutch trucker hat and bedazzled Sidekick with a black velvet choker from Charlotte Ruse and a rainbow Motorola StarTAC, because the 90s are now fully back since Angelina Jolie and her first ex-husband Jonny Lee Miller “reunited” on Friday night. Now, who will be the 80s couple to get back together? Your move, Cher and Tom Cruise! And yes, I just dodged a lightning bolt from God for wishing that tiny jolt of major crazy upon Cher again.
Lorde’s Ass Trended After She Revealed The Artwork For Her Upcoming Single
The drought! It’s over! Lorde has officially left the “my new music is coming… soon” desert and announced an upcoming single entitled Solar Power. Poor Rihanna and Adele fans. Your time will come soon, sweet babies. Or, who knows? Maybe it won’t. Anywho! Lorde uploaded Solar Power’s cover art to her website yesterday, with the caption, “ARRIVING IN 2021 … PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE” The artwork shows 24-year-old Lorde on the beach, photographed from below, wearing a yellow shirt and a red thong that completely exposes her Kiwi derrière.
Open Post: Hosted By Ava Max Not Being Able To Name One Elton John Song After Claiming She Loves Him
Pop singer Ava Max is like if Christina Aguilera from the 90s merged with the first era of Lady Gaga, committed to an extremely curious asymmetric hairstyle, and continuously dressed like one of the higher-quality local drag queens in your area. Elton John was honored at last week’s iHeart Radio Music Awards and Ava, who was there, was asked about him. Well, Ava’s PR person needs to remember to Google literally one fact about the person getting a tribute before kicking Ava out onto the red carpet because she couldn’t name her favorite Elton John song. Poor Ava was stumped like Paula Abdul being asked to name anyone who won American Idol after Kelly Clarkson.
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The Pool Party-Crashing Bears!
When I was in high school, I never had pool parties, because you need a pool and friends for that. But if I did, I would’ve prayed for some bears to crash it. Although, not these kinds of bears. UPI says that students from the Jefferson County High School Junior Reserve Officers’ Training Corps were throwing a pool party at Chalet Village in Gatlinburg, TN when a sleuth of bears (yes, I had to Google that, and yes, it gave me an image of a group of bears in Sherlock Holmes drag) crashed that bitch and made them run for their lives. I guess in Gatlinburg, TN, it’s going to be a Hot Bear Summer.
Rachel Bilson Apologizes To Her “The O.C.” Co-Star/Director Tate Donovan For Past Assholery
Rachel Bilson is keeping herself sorta relevant by hosting a The O.C. rewatch podcast with Melinda Clarke (Marissa’s mom) called Welcome to the O.C., Bitches. Marissa’s dad/hottie of yesteryear, Tate Donovan, guested on the most recent episode, and Rachel took the opportunity to formally apologize for her past behavior. You see, after Tate’s character left the show, he returned to direct a third season episode. And Rachel admits that at the time, she and the other young stars of the show were “little assholes.” Give yourself a break, Rach, it was Hollywood in the early 2000s! T’was the season!