Margaret Qualley’s mom Andie MacDowell must have made her watch Groundhog Day on repeat as a child because she keeps waking up and repeating the same mistake over and over again. First, it was Pete Davidson, then it was Shia LaBeouf, and now, according to Page Six, Margaret is now dating music producer Jack Antonoff, her Once Upon A Time In Hollywood costar Lena Dunham’s ex. I don’t really know much about Jack but the fact that he was with Lena for 5 years makes me wonder if Margaret is colorblind and she thinks all the red flags waving in her peripheral vision are actually beckoning her like “come on, over here, this guy is COOL!”
Have you seen Hot Ones? It’s this show on YouTube where host Sean Evans makes celebrities eat chicken wings smothered in increasingly spicy hot sauces. The final wing is covered in a hot sauce with an alleged Scoville rating of around 2.5 million+ SHUs (although the official number is hotly [heh] contested by experts]. To put that number in perspective, Tabasco sauce is just 2,500-5,000 SHU. So usually, by the end of the episode, the celeb guests are a mess; chugging water with snot/tears running down their faces. But not Lorde. Lorde went on Hot Ones to promote her upcoming album Solar Power and popped those wings in her mouth like it was popcorn at the movies.
Lorde is back with her new single Solar Power. It’s happy and fun, all about being charged by the summer sun and wanting to party with friends. And she also released the video for the song and it’s basically Midsommar on the beach without the murder and torture. Although, sand stuck in your ass crack is some serious torture.
The drought! It’s over! Lorde has officially left the “my new music is coming… soon” desert and announced an upcoming single entitled Solar Power. Poor Rihanna and Adele fans. Your time will come soon, sweet babies. Or, who knows? Maybe it won’t. Anywho! Lorde uploaded Solar Power’s cover art to her website yesterday, with the caption, “ARRIVING IN 2021 … PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE” The artwork shows 24-year-old Lorde on the beach, photographed from below, wearing a yellow shirt and a red thong that completely exposes her Kiwi derrière.
It’s been a while since we checked in with 23-year-old moody singer Lorde. You know you haven’t been putting in a ton of public face time when the hashtag #FreeLorde starts trending because everyone thinks you were secretly put in jail (she wasn’t). But Lorde recently popped her head out in public, and she brought along her 41-year-old boyfriend with her.
Lorde fans are confused about Lorde being in prison as a result of #FreeLorde hashtag trending on Twitter. To be be clear, Lorde is not in prison, and for the love of everything holy, Lorde stans, do not donate to any GoFundMes that were set up to help her.
It turns out the #FreeLorde hashtag was created as a result of New Zealand trying to enact a policy that would get parents of high school drop-outs to pay a $3,000 fine (which Lorde did). That led to the rumor that Lorde was jailed. And that is how a modern day prison hashtag is born!