Hot Slut Of The Day!
Cristobal Leyva, the only TikTok dancer who truly matters!
Addison Rae may have over 82 million followers on TikTok for giving people the dancing skills of an over-streamed piece of rutabaga, but while she’s busy destroying She’s All That and pressing her lips against Trump’s naranja-stained ass, Cristobal Leyva here is showing her 481,000 TikTok followers what dancing truly is. Cristobal has quickly become one of my favorite STAHs of TikTok, and I’m not lying when I say she’s a pioneer of dance. By the end of the year, I’m sure we’ll all be trying to do The Cristobal. And I say “trying” because we’ll never be able to twirl out the artistry that Cristobal twirls out.
Drake Bell Has Been Sentenced To Two Years Probation For Child Endangerment
There was a time that if you had to predict which former Nickelodeon employee might end up on the wrong side of a child endangerment charge, Drake Bell might not have been your first guess. But then that all changed when Drake Bell was arrested and charged with a fourth-degree felony charge of attempting to endanger children and a first-degree misdemeanor charge of disseminating material harmful to juveniles. He pleaded guilty to both of those charges and could have been sentenced to two years in prison and ordered to pay around $6000 in fines. Drake Bell got lucky because he won’t be seeing the inside of a cell.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Hit Stix!
In the 80s, I’m sure the mental health wards of hospitals everywhere were filled with parents, rocking back and forth while mumbling out an incoherent verbal stream about how the noise… just won’t… stop… terrorizing their eardrums. And that’s probably because they made the wrong decision to buy their child the electronic torture device known as Hit Stix! Hit Stix answered the question, “How can we make amateur drumming even more annoying!?”
Faye Dunaway Replaced Vanessa Redgrave In Kevin Spacey’s Upcoming Movie
Well, even though he skipped the red carpet and the drool tent, Kevin Spacey still made an appearance at the Cannes Film Festival. Posters for his upcoming movie The Man Who Drew God were seen around town and even though he only has a small role, he was still front and center, appearing larger than even his new co-star Faye Dunaway. According to Variety, Faye took over the role that was originally to be played by Vanessa Redgrave, who is the wife of the movie’s director Franco Nero. Vanessa may have chickened out but as we all know, you can’t tell Faye Dunaway shit. She’s the meanest, surliest senior citizen in Hollywood. The best we can do is hope she took the role with the express purpose of bullying Kevin into oblivion like she allegedly did to her “little homosexual boy” assistant.
A Judge Ruled That Tom Girardi’s Embezzlement Victims Can Collect Payments From Erika Jayne
Since filing for divorce from crooked geriatric lawyer Tom Girardi, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Erika Jayne has had to cut back on her spending. 49-year-old Erika was forced to rent (gasp!) a $7,500 a month mini-mansion with just 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and 1 pool. She had to sell a bunch of her designer clothes and shoes cuz they wouldn’t fit in her house. She also traded in her Lamborghini for… gulp… a brand new Range Rover?! I know. Disgusting. But now Erika, who’s still insisting she knew nothing about Tom’s alleged crimes, is extra fucked. A judge in one of Tom’s lawsuits has ruled that ex-clients/embezzlement victims Joe Ruigomez, Jaime Ruigomez, and Kathleen Ruigomez can file a lawsuit against Erika to collect their stolen $11 million. Goodbye rental mansion and Range Rover… hellooo shack in the woods and old jalopy (it’s a reverse Beverly Hillbillies). Continue reading
Lynne Spears Asked The Court To Let Britney Pick Her Own Lawyer
Seen above in 2015, holding court on an SUV chariot with Britney Spears in a paparazzi pic taken with an overcooked sweet potato, Lynne Spears has once again dipped her toe into Team #FreeBritney. Lynne has piped up and petitioned the court to grant Brit Brit’s wish of choosing her own lawyer to represent her in her fight to finally take a sledgehammer to the ball and chain that is her 13-year conservatorship. Just a couple of days ago, Sam Ingham, Britney’s court-appointed lawyer since 2008, resigned, and so she needs a new attorney. And Lynne has backed up Britney and wants her to have a say in who her next lawyer is. Cut to Britney’s dad, Jamie Spears, putting on a “serious lawyer disguise” (read: Groucho Marx glasses, a very professional-looking clip-on tie, and a jacket pocket full of business cards that read “Justice McLaw, Serious Lawyer”) to try to get Britney to hire him as her new lawyer so he can get another check!