Category: Music

Alexander “AE” Edwards Says He And Cher’s Sons Get Along

March 10, 2023 / Posted by:

It would make sense for Cher’s sons, 54-year-old Chaz Bono and 46-year-old Elijah Blue Allman, to be wary of 37-year-old music producer, Alexander “AE” EdwardsBang Bang”-ing their 76-year-old mom. But, even though there were recent rumors that Chaz and Elijah were worried about AE weaseling his way into their future fat pockets and didn’t approve of him and Cher possibly getting ready to elope despite the familial conflict, AE recently said that all of the adults get along and Cher’s even met his 3-year-old son. We can also all look forward to AE and Cher making sweet, sweet music together (and not just in the way that a cougar would describe doing the do with her much younger piece when gushing about it at her book club), because Cher said he gave her some of the songs that’ll be on her two upcoming albums.

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Chris Brown Lost Last Night’s “Best R&B Album” Grammy to Robert Glasper, And Unsurprisingly, Acted Like A Sore Loser

February 6, 2023 / Posted by:

In a time when we can almost always find ways to disagree on the most trivial of issues, I find comfort in knowing the majority of us (aside from Kelly Rowland; Lizzo; and for some reason, the people who keep nominating him for awards) can come together to agree that Chris Brown has remained the actual worst for well over a decade. He’s shown no growth. Yet, he’s somehow managed to remain in the pop culture lexicon, and his album, Breezy (Deluxe), was just nominated for Best R&B Album at last night’s Grammys. But Chris lost to Robert Glasper, who also beat Mary J. Blige, Lucky Daye, and PJ Morton to claim the trophy for his album, Black Radio III. It should be shocking to no one that Chris acted like a sore Chris Brown loser and took to his Instagram Stories several times to take several Chris Browns shits on Robert.

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HBO’s “The Last Of Us” Gave Linda Ronstadt’s “Long Long Time” The Kate Bush Bump

January 31, 2023 / Posted by:

I did not grow up in a Linda Ronstadt home. When it came to female singers of the sixties and seventies, my family’s loyalties lay with Carole King, Joni Mitchell, Cass Elliot, and Karen Carpenter. Up until 40 hours ago, the only Linda Ronstadt song on my iTunes was her 1974 cover of “You’re No Good”. But that was 40 hours ago, aka “The Before Times.” “Before what?” some of you might be asking. Before Sunday night’s episode of The Last Of Us. In one emotional scene, Nick Offerman’s Bill plays Linda’s song “Long Long Time” on the piano for Murray Bartlett’s Frank. Linda’s version (released in 1970) is played at the end of the episode. Variety reports that, on Sunday night, “Long Long Time” was up 4,900% in Spotify streams. That’s right, Linda got the Kate Bush “Stranger Things” bump! SPOILERS GALORE for The Last Of Us ahead… Continue reading

Noel Gallagher And Sara MacDonald Are Done After 22 Years Together, And Liam Gallagher Cryptically Tweeted About It

January 17, 2023 / Posted by:

Bloviating bell end Noel Gallagher spent the better part of 30 years feuding with his brother/former Oasis bandmate, Liam Gallagher, and they haven’t fucked with each other in about ten years after Noel quit the band. But, Noel and his second wife Sara MacDonald announced yesterday that they’re going their separate ways after being together for 22 years and married for 12. Shocking; he always seemed so placid! Ever since the dissolution of Oasis, rumors swirled that Sara’s contentious relationship with Liam was a factor in Noel leaving the band. Liam has wanted the band to reunite, and it seems like the divorce news spurred him to attempt to catch Noel’s attention by tweeting out songs he’d probably curated for this very occasion. Noel was also busy today releasing the first single from his band Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds‘ upcoming album.

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Iggy Azalea Says She Sold Some Of Her Master Recordings And Never Has To Work Again

November 22, 2022 / Posted by:

The insufferable centaur-assed rapper with an appropriated patois found nowhere near her native Australia, Iggy Azalea, bestowed upon us an early Thanksgiving miracle by hinting at the fact that she may be hanging up her White Chicks cosplay and ceasing her assault on our ears with any new material forever. Of course, she’d already once farted out that she was done with music but then tagged herself back in despite no one asking her to. Still, she reportedly recently just sold some of her master recordings and catalog in a deal lucrative enough for her to retire so we may be in luck this time.

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Adele Says That Once Her Las Vegas Residency Is Over, She Plans To Take A Break From Music To Study English Literature

October 27, 2022 / Posted by:

Some of us poors with endless student loan debt fantasize about having never attended college and instead striking it rich back in our youth because our mom helped release our sister’s sex tape (allegedly); but if you’re a millionaire like Kim Kardashian or Adele, apparently the dream is to further your studies just for funsies, because we all know Kim’s not going to step foot in court (as a lawyer, anyway). And now Adele just revealed that although she doesn’t plan to use the degree for anything, she’s going to stop making music for a bit to study English Literature after her residency ends.

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