Category: Music

Iggy Azalea Says She Sold Some Of Her Master Recordings And Never Has To Work Again

November 22, 2022 / Posted by:

The insufferable centaur-assed rapper with an appropriated patois found nowhere near her native Australia, Iggy Azalea, bestowed upon us an early Thanksgiving miracle by hinting at the fact that she may be hanging up her White Chicks cosplay and ceasing her assault on our ears with any new material forever. Of course, she’d already once farted out that she was done with music but then tagged herself back in despite no one asking her to. Still, she reportedly recently just sold some of her master recordings and catalog in a deal lucrative enough for her to retire so we may be in luck this time.

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Adele Says That Once Her Las Vegas Residency Is Over, She Plans To Take A Break From Music To Study English Literature

October 27, 2022 / Posted by:

Some of us poors with endless student loan debt fantasize about having never attended college and instead striking it rich back in our youth because our mom helped release our sister’s sex tape (allegedly); but if you’re a millionaire like Kim Kardashian or Adele, apparently the dream is to further your studies just for funsies, because we all know Kim’s not going to step foot in court (as a lawyer, anyway). And now Adele just revealed that although she doesn’t plan to use the degree for anything, she’s going to stop making music for a bit to study English Literature after her residency ends.

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Demi Lovato Said She Might Be Done Touring After Her Current “Holy Fvck” Tour Due To An Undisclosed Illness

September 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Demi Lovato isn’t usually one to shy away from oversharing, whether it’s the sad sex skills of her ex-fiance, Max Ehrich, or giving us the math for how long she’s been “a bleeder,” but when it came to the Instagram Stories she posted and deleted yesterday where she said she was “so sick” and that her current Holy Fvck tour would be her last, Demi was more tight-lipped with details than normal.

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Britney Spears And Elton John’s “Hold Me Closer” Duet Is Here

August 26, 2022 / Posted by:

Britney Spears’ last album Glory came out in 2016, and since then she hasn’t released new music beyond yodeling on Instagram. Well, it’s Britney’s return to music, bitch! As we’ve been hearing about for what feels like eons, Brit Brit joined forces with Sir Elton John for a re-working of his classic Tiny Dancer (or “the song that the lady from How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days sings on a bus in that old movie” as my uneducated little cousin calls it) called Hold Me Closer. The song also features a heavy serving of Sir Elton’s The One along with a spoonful of Don’t Go Breaking My Heart. It’s finally here, and Tony Danza’s ears must be tingling something extra today as we all warble out “Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza” while listening to Brit Brit and Elt Elt’s duet.

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Iggy Azalea Announced That She’s Returning To Music Just One Year After Announcing That She Was Leaving Music

August 10, 2022 / Posted by:

Last year after dropping her album, The End of An Era, rapper/prolific Twitter troll/controversial shit-stirrer Iggy Azalea told everyone that she was going to take her puzzling, contrived drawl and go home. But, lucky for her several fans and unlucky for her haters–like rappers Bhad Bhabie and her former mentor, T.I.Billboard reported that she’s had a change of heart and decided that her era actually didn’t end–she’s tagging herself back in just one year later and anyone who doesn’t like it can go “cry about it.”

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Beyoncé’s New Album, “Renaissance”, Has Leaked Two Days Early

July 27, 2022 / Posted by:

Ruh-roh! Beyoncé’s album, Renaissance, has been leaked 36 hours ahead of its scheduled July 29 midnight release date. Fans spotted CD copies of the album for sale in stores in France and the Netherlands and posted about it on Twitter. It’s unclear if it was a calculated move, or a simple screw-up, with the stores’ employees putting the CDs out too early. Either way, it didn’t take long for some dastardly European pirate to burn the CD (O.M.G., retro!), rip the tracks into MP3s, and upload the music to the Internet. Variety reports that they easily found “high-quality flac files that certainly sound like the album within a matter of minutes.” TMZ says that the songs “Alien Superstar,” “Church Girl” and “Cuff It” are all making the rounds on social media. Needless to say, the Beyhive is pissed. They’re ready to take the leaker out like the bees did Thomas J. from My Girl!

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