Open Post: Hosted By Diddy’s Claim That His Hustle Was Inspired By Waking Up With 15 Cockroaches On His Face
Yesterday Diddy took to Instagram to inspire and motivate the masses. He posted a video of himself eating mango beside a pool beside an ocean. Diddy tells his 18 million followers that they too could be “eating mango with the ocean as your backdrop,” they just need to “hustle hard” and want it bad enough. But it’s the caption that piqued the Internet’s interest: Diddy writes that his drive to succeed was inspired by the time he woke up with 15 cockroaches on his face. This was Diddy’s Scarlett O’Hara “As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again!” moment. He writes, “At that moment I said hell no, I refuse to live like this. Work hard, believe in your crazy dreams…AND NEVER SETTLE!” Ya hear that? Never ever settle for less! If you’re waking up with 15 cockroaches on your face, hustle that bustle until one day you’re waking up with 150 cockroaches on your face. Believe in your crazy dreams!
Cara Delevingne Says She Had To Move After People Saw Those Sex Bench Pictures
About two years ago, pictures came out of Cara Delevingne and her then-girlfriend Ashley Benson giggling and laughing as they lugged a box containing a $700 sex bench into Cara’s home? People loved those pictures, but Cara did not. And it’s not because they exposed her as the sex bench-owning type. They gave away her home address, which isn’t great when you’re trying to live a life free of random internet creeps who know your exact location.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Camay Soap!
Here I was going through life thinking that Camay soap was birthed from the glorious vagine of the 1980s. But Wikipedia has schooled me since Camay soap has been cleansing and moisturizing skin since the 1920s. So for nearly 100 years, Camay has been decorating the hallway powder room of memaws who truly love the finer things in life!
James Cameron Regrets Being Such A Dictator On Set And Wishes He Could Be More Like Ron Howard
If you Google “James Cameron is an asshole,” you’ll get a list of stories longer than the running time of his movies, which are the CVS receipts of movies. And I’m not talking about James Cameron hating on a movie about a mythical fish man not being realistic enough, or how Wonder Woman is an objectified icon that we should not be praising. I’m talking about the stories of how working with James Cameron is about as pleasant as running a mile while wearing nothing but a thong made of rusty piano wire. James has a reputation of being Hollywood’s answer to Kim Jon-un, and he recently brought that up and said he regrets acting that way and wishes he could be more like Ron Howard. Don’t we fucking all?!
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Bow Biters!
I learned how to tie my shoes in preschool, and by “tie my shoes,” I mean sloppily and lazily throw my shoelaces over each other and later trip on them, which made my mom say, “ugh, this dum-dum,” before buying me slip-on Vans or knock-off velcro Adidas sneakers. If only she bought me the highly necessary item of Bow Biters! Bow Biters may sound like a JoJo Siwa punk tribute band, but in the olden days, they were little lace-holding sneaker jewels that kept you from smashing your face on the concrete after tripping on your laces.
Tori Spelling And Dean McDermott Have Been Having Marital Issues For Over A Year
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott’s 15-year marriage could soon be hisTORI. Earlier this month Tori was papped sans wedding ring and last week she went on a podcast and admitted she and Dean are sleeping in separate rooms, and it ain’t because Tori’s snorey. Sources tell Us Weekly that things have been bad for more than a year (so, since the pandemic began), and Tori publicly admitting to the separate bed thing is a really bad sign. Cuz, as we all know, Tori likes to keep her personal life personal!