Sony Is Planning To Dump Dr. Luke’s Ass To Save Face (Update)
When Sony heard the cries from people begging them to #FreeKesha, they burped up a statement saying that they can’t let Kesha out of her contract even if they wanted to. Kesha’s contract is with Dr. Luke’s label Kemosabe, which is a subsidiary of Sony. Sony said that only Dr. Luke can tear up his contract with Kesha, and he’s obviously not looking to do that. They basically said, “Your beef is with that bitch so stopping ringing our door bell.” But Sony’s pristine reputation kept getting smeared with chunky skid marks. One of their biggest stars Adele showed her support for Kesha as did Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga and Kelly Clarkson who called Dr. Luke “not a good person.” Sony is reportedly looking to wash their hands of Dr. Luke before the situation really screws with their cash.
Katt Williams Got Arrested In Georgia Again
Somewhere, the silky-haired ghost of Katt Williams Past is judging current-day Katt Williams like, “All these mugshots are not a good look for you, boo boo.”
TMZ says that Katt Williams was arrested in Georgia yesterday. And I’m about to tell you something that might shock you, so you better sit down: It wasn’t for punching someone. I can barely believe it myself. The Hall County Sheriff’s Office tells TMZ that Katt was arrested after weed and weapons were found inside his house.
The reason for why the cops were searching his home is crazier than the actual arrest. It all started on March 1 (the same the day Katt punched a “rapper“ in Los Angeles), when one of his bodyguards went to the police claiming that Katt had roughed him up and threatened to kill him. According to WSB-TV Atlanta, Feral Katt was pissed that his bodyguard, Corey Dixon, refused to do some illegal shit for him, so he allegedly had one of his minions choke and beat Corey with a baseball bat while he watched.
When the police raided Katt’s house Tuesday morning, they found “large quantities” of weed and several firearms. Katt was arrested for the following: aggravated assault, terroristic threats, false imprisonment, as well as possession of drugs and weapons. 24-year-old Tatiana Smith, the person who Katt ordered to beat and choke his bodyguard, was also arrested for her involvement.
I always thought it was weird that Katt Williams was friends with Suge Knight, because on the outside, it seemed like they really didn’t have much in common. As it turns out, they have plenty in common. Like arranging hits on their enemies and watching while it goes down. Or this could just be Katt filling in for Suge while he’s on the inside. I wasn’t watching closely when Suge Knight shuffled off to jail, so I could have missed the moment when he crouched down and passed the sadistic monster torch to Katt Williams on the way in.
Lindsay Lohan Has Found Real Love With A Rich Russian Piece
When we last left the freckled tornado of dusty delusion, she had allegedly been kicked out of a bar in NYC for acting like her usual charming self. Between then (early January) and now, she has somehow managed to not spit at another trick during a bar fight, and that’s probably because she’s been too busy putting her mouth on her new serious piece.
Amber Rose And Pink Have Jumped Into Kim Kardashian’s Twitter Fight
I assumed we were done with this mess as soon as hillbilly peacemaker Miley Cyrus chirped up on Instagram pleading for everyone to try to get along, y’all. But no, the online slap fight no one asked for continues. Yesterday, Pink celebrated International Women’s Day by tweeting the following message:
— P!nk (@Pink) March 9, 2016
Pink doesn’t name any names. But she didn’t exactly have to. The parts about “attention” and “tits and asses” were probably a not-so-subtle reference to Kim Kardashian’s and her attention-yanking plastic mommy selfie. After Pink posted her International Women’s Day pep talk, she must have read Kim’s essay about “empowerment.” Because she followed her note up with a tweet about being open to everyone’s feelings and opinions. But Pink made it clear that those feelings and opinions won’t change her mind. Well, proud slut Amber Rose is determined to change her mind. Or at least determined to start a sub-fight within this race-to-the-bottom nonsense.
Kristen Wiig Once Told John Goodman To Wait A Minute When He Tried To Talk To Her. JAIL HER!
There are many things that are perfectly okay to swat away. Those things include annoying mosquitos, annoying mosquitos’ human cousin Taylor Swift, a relative asking you for a loan, your hungry child asking you for food while you’re trying to watch Real Housewives of Atlanta, etc… There are also things that are not okay to swat away no matter what and one of those things is your 80s-90s TV daddy John Goodman. Kristen Wiig apparently broke that rule and I demand that she pay the price for that by spending the rest of her days on Death Row!
Beyonce Is Too Expensive For Bradley Cooper’s “A Star Is Born” Remake
Even though another remake of A Star Is Born directed by Bradley Cooper sounds like Aloha-levels of bad, it’s still going to happen. The last time we checked, Bradley really wanted aspiring Oscar-winner Beyonce to bring her expert line-reading skills to the lead role. Unfortunately, it sounds like A Star Is BEYONCE! isn’t going to happen, because she’s too expensive.