As most of us already know, Katherine Heigl took a flamethrower to the bridges connected to Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow shortly after the release of Knocked Up in 2007. Katherine accused Knocked Up of being “sexist,” among other things. Ever since then, she’s tried to apologize for crapping all over Knocked Up. Most recently, Katherine dabbed at her teary eyes on Howard Stern’s SiriusXM show. Katherine claimed that when she ran into Seth and Judd at a restaurant, she tried to talk to them, but they treated her like a long pube in their sandwich. Katherine said she’d love to work with Seth again, but doesn’t think that will ever happen since he hates her. Well, Seth Rogen has something to say about that. And according to him, it’s not like that. He doesn’t hate you, Heigl.

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Many scientific expert people have said that dolphins are the second most intelligent creatures after humans. I think this short clip proves that they’re actually thee most intelligent creatures before us humans.

ABC News says that a parkgoer at SeaWorld Orlando was shooting video at the dolphin tank when one of Flipper’s imprisoned second cousins made their feelings about iPads perfectly clear. I too have strong feelings about using an iPad as a camera in public. I was at the mall with one of my cousins once and she pulled an iPad out of her purse to take a picture of a damn stupid fountain. I immediately started walking away and when she asked me where I was going, I told her that I was off to file papers to have her legally removed from my family tree, because I just could not with her. This dolphin obviously shares my feelings.

In the clip, my hero snatches a pink iPad out of a lady’s hand and tosses it into the water. The lady puts her hand in the water and gets it out before walking away as an employee says, “As you can see, the dolphins can reach your loose items.” I need to introduce this dolphin to my cousin and to all the children who get in my way while playing Pokemon Go in the parking lot of a Target.

Of course that dolphin didn’t want to keep that lady’s iPad. In those few seconds that dolphin had her iPad, it just deleted all the pics and videos she took of it. That dolphin just wanted photo approval, that’s all!

Aaaaand things are back to being five hundred layers of messy.

Amber Heard was supposed to get grilled by Johnny Depp’s lawyers in a deposition on Saturday, but that never happened. The story went that Amber sat in a nearby office for nearly 10 hours as the lawyers tried to work out a settlement to avoid going to trial. They didn’t work shit out, apparently. Amber’s lawyer released a statement saying that she was ready to answer questions but Johnny’s lawyers never called her. Amber never refused to be deposed and there was nothing stopping Johnny’s lawyers from calling her. But because this entire situation just has to be more of a mess than the inside of the chonies that Johnny wears for 12 days straight, his lawyer is telling a much different story. His lawyer claims that Amber Heard is the reason why Amber Heard’s depo didn’t go down.

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TMZ says that the police in Los Angeles currently have a bench warrant for the immediate arrest of Kylie Jenner’s part-time rapper/full-time broke joke boyfriend Tyga. Of course it has everything to do with money. More specifically, the dumb shit ways Tyga spends it.

The warrant was issued after Tyga failed to show up to court today. That really shouldn’t surprise anyone; Tyga has such a notoriously busy schedule of hanging out with his teenage girlfriend, after all. Tyga was supposed to appear in court to talk about his bank account. One of Tyga’s many disgruntled former landlords recently called up their lawyer after they saw that Tyga had bought Kylie a $190,000 car for her birthday. You see, Tyga rented a home in Malibu a few years ago, and he was ordered by a judge to fork over $480,000 in unpaid rent. That landlord hasn’t been paid back yet.

The landlord didn’t see that new car as a stupid empty gesture to a spoiled millionaire teen like the rest of us did. TMZ says that landlord considered it to be a “fraudulent transfer of assets“, and that the money should have been used to pay back the rent Tyga owes them.

Tyga was supposed to go to court to explain himself, but he was a no-show. That’s when the judge issued a bench warrant and now the police have the authority to arrest Tyga the second they find him.

If the police have trouble finding Tyga, they should start with Kylie. Or rather, her bank kard. Just call up 7th Circle Financial and politely ask for the last three places it was used. Wherever Kylie is spending money, you can be sure he’ll be right there with her.

Pic: Instagram

I no longer think that Coldplay is about as edgy as a popped polo shirt collar on a suburban dad driving a bright green Camaro, because some hardcore shit went down at one of their shows over the weekend. It was more rock & roll than the time Chris Martin accidentally said a curse word during a backstage pep talk.

Coldplay played a show for SiriusXM at a bar called The Stephen Talkhouse in the Hamptons on Sunday and the place was filled with regulars who won a contest and famous tricks like Karlie Kloss, Goopy Paltrow, Sarah Jessica Parker, Beyonce, Jay-Z, Christie Brinkley, Jimmy Buffet, Harvey Weinstein, Calvin Klein, Jon Bon Jovi and professional shit stirrer/diet booze mogul Bethenny Frankel of The Real Drunk Mess of New York City. Since the Botoxed praying mantis seems to live her life like Bravo’s cameras are always on her, she caused a scene and committed a criminal act when she wasted the sweet nectar by throwing a cocktail at some chicks who annoyed her. That’s what Page Six says anyway.

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The last time I wrote about NSYNC, a group dumb teenage me spent $55 to watch from behind a pole in the nosebleed section, Lance Bass was talking about how no one from NSYNC got an invitation to Justin Timberlake’s 2012 wedding. It was really upsetting news. How dare he do his four stage brothers like that?

It was JC Chasez’s 40th birthday yesterday, and he could have served up some pettiness by not inviting Justin Timberlake to his party, but he didn’t. Every member of NSYNC showed up to JC’s birthday party at The Nice Guy last night. They even posed for a group pic that Justin put on Instagram. At least I think that’s Justin; it could also be Martin Freeman in Jason Mraz drag.

The Nice Guy usually has a strict no photography policy, but they were obviously willing to make an exception for such an important reunion. Maybe Justin asked them to bend the rules because he was afraid that nobody would believe he hung out with the other members of NSYNC if he wasn’t getting paid to. That’s smart of him. Without seeing photographic proof that he was there, I would fully believe that Justin RSVP’d to JC’s party with a note that said: “Sorry, but I still think I’m too good for the rest of you NSUCKERS, so don’t count on it.”

Here’s a bunch of pictures of Justin, Jessica Biel, Chris, and Lance leaving JC’s party last night. When Joey Fatone left The Nice Guy, he grabbed a TMZ camera and pretended to be a pap. Then he “pretended” to ask them if they’re hiring and who he should contact with his resume.

Pics: Instagram, Splash