Joni Mitchell Joins Neil Young In Pulling Her Music Off Of Spotify Over “Irresponsible People Spreading Lies”
You know you really fucked up when you start pissing off the Canadians. Earlier this month a group of 270 doctors and scientists released an open letter to Spotify asking them to do something about “menace to public health” Joe Rogan because he keeps mouth-farting out all sorts of COVID-19-related misinformation to his millions of listeners. Then this week, Neil Young threw down an ultimatum to Spotify, telling them that either Joe Rogan goes, or he goes. Spotify sided with Joe Rogan and pulled most of Neil Young’s music, which was the opposite of $urprising since Spotify has a $100 million multi-year deal with Joe Rogan. And now the legendary Joni Mitchell, whose vast catalog is a treasure trove for ears, has announced that she’s looked at it from both sides now and she’s on Neil’s side.
You may know David Koechner from his roles as Todd Packer in The Office or as Champ Kind in the Anchorman films. But cops in Simi Valley, California know him best as the guy they arrested for drunk driving and allegedly hitting a street sign on New Year’s Eve…. afternoon. Yep, dude was arrested for a DUI at 3:00 PM. Afternoon delight, indeed.
After getting fired on his day off, former CNN anchor Chris Cuomo is now free to sit on the stoop and smoke weed all day with his brother, former governor Andrew Cuomo. It’s not like he has anything better to do. According to CNBC, the HarperCollins imprint Custom House is dumping his book and CNN president Jeff Zucker recently told employees that Chris won’t be receiving a severance. So smoke up boys, and please remember, Stop and Frisk is unconstitutional. So keep your hands off the ladies!
The Internet Rallied Around Anna Faris After Chris Pratt Posted A Cringey Message To His Wife, Thanking Her For Making A “Healthy” Baby
The least-likable of the superhero Chrises has once again said something dumb. But this time, the questionable quote courtesy of Chris Pratt did more than just remind everyone that he’s easily the worst Chris. He also accidentally dragged his ex-wife Anna Faris into things, in a way that had a whole lot of people thinking, “Damn, Anna Faris really is blessed to no longer be married to this fool.” And in an insane twist of Social Media Gone Wrong, this all starts innocently enough with a pre-birthday post on Instagram, dedicated to Chris’ current wife, Katherine Schwarzenegger.
So yesterday Barbara Corcoran and the other richies from Shark Tank went on The View. The topic turned to Emma Grede, the CEO and co-founder (alongside Khloe Kardashian) of Good American jeans, who is set to be the first Black, female guest judge on Shark Tank. Host Sunny Hostin raved about Emma’s jeans, and Whoopi Goldberg commented that she’d have to try them. Then she joked, “Will they fit this COVID [butt]?” Ana Navarro replied, “They fit this COVID [butt]!” And everyone laughed, because, hey, that shit’s relatable. But then, for absolutely zero reason, Barbara fucking Corcoran jumped in with this: “When you get finished with those jeans, and decide you don’t like them, give them to me. I’m gonna make TWO PAIRS.” EXCUSE ME?! The sheer, unnecessary ordacity!
You’re not looking at an embarrassing old picture of the Prime Minister of Shawn Mendes’ native country. It’s from Camila Cabello’s appearance on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon on Friday night, in which she performed her latest single “Don’t Go Yet.” It didn’t take long after the episode aired, that Camila was forced to turn the energy of that “Don’t Go Yet” performance into “Don’t go accusing me of putting a dancer in blackface.” According to Camila, even though it really REALLY looks like it, it’s not what it looks like.