Google did not do their annual April Fools’ Day pranks this year. What many people are going through feels like a real-life joke from HELL, so Google thought making jokes was a bad look. But not K-pop star Jaejoong who joked he had coronavirus, but joke’s on him, because he could find himself in legal trouble over this.
TMZ says there is some legal issues brewing for Nicki Minaj‘s husband Kenneth Petty. Mr. Minaj got into some trouble with California law enforcement. He forgot to register with the government. No, not register to vote in Super Tuesday, silly. He didn’t register as the sex offender he is! D’oh!
Boosie Badazz may sound like the name of the 13-year-old SoundCloud rapper sidekick of the Cash Me Ousside girl who got his nickname after getting supremely plastered on two sips of pink wine at a party. But Boosie Badazz is the current stage name of a 37-year-old grown rapper who used to by Lil Boosie and whose real name is Torrence Hatch Jr. Well, Boosie Badazz got his badazz kicked out of a Planet Fitness in Georgia, because on the solar system’s ninth planet known as Fitness, they do not tolerate transphobic trash talk!
This is terrible news for people who love public acts of pettiness and also hate Donald Trump. The shady shrug felt ’round the world might not have actually been that shady, as it turns out. People magazine says that a British journalist tried to clear the air about Princess Anne’s “These hands are for shrugging, not shaking” gesture at the Buckingham Palace reception for NATO leaders on Tuesday. And according to them, it wasn’t what it looked like.
A crestfallen Jeremy Renner is probably staring at his phone, and as a single tears falls down his face, he thinks to himself that it could have been huge, J-Man – the biggest app in the whole app store! But it’s not, J-Man, and it never will be. Because more than two years after Jeremy Renner launched his fan app, he’s shut it down due to intense levels of trolling and general fucking around.
Kathie Lee Gifford just told the full-time bartender in her dressing room to pull out the good stuff, because it’s time to celebrate now that it looks like the head bitches at NBC News are finally dumping the blonde reason for why the Happy Hour of Today (read: the fourth hour starring KLG and Hoda Kotb) is getting lower ratings. And then KLG will kick her leg, hop onto the cabaret stage she had built in her dressing room next to the bar, and belt out, “Grey skies are gonna cleeeeear up,” as her assistants ask the bartender for a stiff shot since they’re going to need it if their boss is starting off the day with show tunes.
Just a quick minute after Megyn Kelly dribbled out a canned apology for being a college educated 47-year-old former lawyer and “journalist” who has lived in New York City for years and didn’t know that blackface is racist, The Hollywood Reporter said that a source whispered in their ear about the demise of her show at Today. NBC News is reportedly going to put Megyn Kelly Today out of its misery at the end of this year. Megyn is currently in the middle of a $69 million three-year contract with NBC News. Cut to Black Santa sauntering up to Megyn to give her the gift of a pink slip this Christmas.