BREAKING NEWS! Rich man takes younger lover- story at 11. Only in this instance, the rich man is a woman, so naturally, people have opinions. Last week, 76-year-old Cher was seen stepping out to dinner and holding hands with 36-year-old music producer and Amber Rose’s ex Alexander “AE” Edwards, having previously spent time with him touring her $85 million Malibu home with Tyga acting as chaperone. But Tyga’s out of a job now that Cher has ditched the ruse and announced to the world that she’s taking a chance on love. And in case you forgot, Cher “WASN’T BORN YESTERDAY!” So remember that it’s not unusual for a deity to descend from on high to take a young lover, either. Although historically, those situations have tended to be slightly more problematic unions, occasionally resulting in strange, unpredictable hybrids. But this is Cher we’re talking about, and even though she’s relatively young for an eternal being, I do believe her days of knocking up mortals are behind her. So let’s all just get a grip.
We all know Cher maintains her youth and beauty with plastic surgeons and water gallon jugs filled with the essence of her young lovers. But in order to keep her fingers nimble enough to tweet shade at the young folks, she must keep her roster filled with younger men who don’t know she’s an ethereal vampire from the 1960s. Recently, 76-year-old Cher put her Malibu home on the market for $85 million, and one interested buyer, Kylie Jenner’s former fuck-piece, 32-year-old Tyga, pounced upon her domicile while accompanied by his friend, 36-year-old Alexander “AE” Edwards. And once they exited Cher’s Den of Desire, rumors began fluttering that she laid the trap and made Tyga her new lover. However, the real story is that she and AE, who has a child with the Spokeswoman of Sluts Amber Rose, are the ones who made the connection instead.
Blac Chyna Complained About Having To Sell Three Of Her Cars Because She Gets No Support From Her Exes… And Her Exes Responded
Blac Chyna really tried it by going after her exes Rob Kardashian and Tyga. While she didn’t mention either of them by name, she only has two children, 5-year-old Dream Kardashian with Rob and 9-year-old King Cairo with Tyga, so when she complained about having to sell three of her cars because she gets no support, it was pretty obvious who she was referring to. But not so fast! Do you think that the Koven is gonna allow any more bullshit press to hit the family after having to rename a baby and that “Work Bitch”-quote of theirs? Nuh-uh! Both Rob and Tyga slapped at Chyna in the comments section of The Shade Room. And neither denies not giving her money for their child, but both wonder why they’d pay her when she only has her children two days a week. Well damn! Toss Chyna $10 to buy the kids a Happy Meal each at least!
Let’s not forget it wasn’t too long ago when Tyga was inappropriately boo’d up with Lips Like Jagger “businesswoman” Kylie Jenner, and during that time he must have learned a lot of tips and tricks from Kardashian University. Including, but not limited to, how to turn fame whoring into a multi-million dollar business. After starting his OnlyFans page last year Tyga has been making a whole lot of money. But after OnlyFans made the decision to prohibit porn beginning in October, Tyga deleted his page and will be creating his own venture called Myystar, which will 100% allow adult content.
Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner only broke up like last week and already it has generated stories about long-time infidelity, and about how Kylie was once again hanging out with the guy she used to date when she was technically/legally underage. Basically it’s been Kris Jenner‘s dream come-fucking-true. Not only is she getting exposure and promo now, she is also setting up Kylie’s storylines for the next two-to-three seasons of Keeping Up The Bourgeoisie’s Hold On The Working Class With The Kardashians. Double-whammy, bitch!
Kylie’s handling the break-up the only she’s been trained to: buy expensive shit. “Self-made billionaire” Kylie Jenner bought herself a $3 million Bugatti. And the Internet took it really well because the middle class is booming and poverty rates are at all time lows.
Despite what appears to be several photographic and social media receipts concerning the longtime presence of a possible side piece named Rojean Kar (aka Yungsweetro) in his life, Kylie Jenner’s once-again ex Travis Scott claims he wasn’t cheating on her. Kris Jenner just read this and screeched “Well, you had better damn well start, Trav! There are ratings to consider!”