Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner only broke up like last week and already it has generated stories about long-time infidelity, and about how Kylie was once again hanging out with the guy she used to date when she was technically/legally underage. Basically it’s been Kris Jenner‘s dream come-fucking-true. Not only is she getting exposure and promo now, she is also setting up Kylie’s storylines for the next two-to-three seasons of Keeping Up The Bourgeoisie’s Hold On The Working Class With The Kardashians. Double-whammy, bitch!
Kylie’s handling the break-up the only she’s been trained to: buy expensive shit. “Self-made billionaire” Kylie Jenner bought herself a $3 million Bugatti. And the Internet took it really well because the middle class is booming and poverty rates are at all time lows.
Despite what appears to be several photographic and social media receipts concerning the longtime presence of a possible side piece named Rojean Kar (aka Yungsweetro) in his life, Kylie Jenner’s once-again ex Travis Scott claims he wasn’t cheating on her. Kris Jenner just read this and screeched “Well, you had better damn well start, Trav! There are ratings to consider!”
It was reported the other day that Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott, the real father of her 20-month-old daughter Stormi, were in the off period of their on-again/off-again relationship of two and a half years. Sad. Does posing together for a Playboy shoot not mean anything anymore? Apparently not. Sources were saying that they’re not currently together, but they might get back together in the future. In the meantime, Kylie is keeping busy. Inventing a brow-lift that makes her look even more like Kim? Releasing a line of luxury tapeworms? No, that will all have to wait. A source tells The Daily Mail that Kylie and some friends left a club at around 2am on Wednesday, and drove to the Sunset Marquis Hotel, where she met up with former wallet barnacle Tyga, who was working in a recording studio.
You can always count on any BET red carpet to provide some high fashion “moments”, and last night’s BET Awards was no exception. The MET Gala would have been smart to reference “BET red carpet” when trying to get clueless celebrities to grasp the concept of camp. RuPaul’s zebra suit would have looked right at home given the profusion of sequins, pastels, neon, and sculptural pieces that walked the BET carpet. For example, take aspiring rapper/entrepreneur/wig maker to the stars Cliff Vmir (above). His title alone is plenty camp, but throw in a chartreuse vinyl jumpsuit and top it off with a day-glo Victorian fringed lampshade, you’ve got a weenie roast with s’mores for dessert.
No, not Khloe Kardashian. Wouldn’t that be a nauseating twist in the Kardashian Koven Khronicle? Another one. TMZ reports that Kylie Jenner’s ex-boyfriend Tyga was once married to Jordan Craig, who shares a child with Khloe’s cheating ex Tristan Thompson. Please keep in mind that Tyga also has a kid with Rob Kardashian’s ex Blac Chyna. These people need a new goddamn dating pool. One of their kids is going to be born with an extra eye or limb or something.
Washington state is inches away from passing a bill that will end clock changes and make it Pacific Daylight Time year-round. Sloth-like humans are saying HELL YES to the change, with only a few sadists in the state House voting to continue the evil tradition of rising in pitch blackness in the bowels of winter with a Vote of 89 to 7. Regardless of this potential bucking of the system and upset of the status quo, the world is still spinning, the birds are still chirping, and Chris Brown is still being an asshole. In other words, nothing has changed. There’s a new tale of Chris Brown assholery today, this time against the Scottish band Chvrches, who publicly stated their disappointment in DJ/Producer Marshmello for working with Chris and Tyga on an upcoming project.