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Workers are still mopping up coochie cream from the floor of the San Diego Convention Center and that could mean only one of two things: Carrot Top showed up shirtless to Comic-Con or Charlie Hunnam showed up to Comic-Con. It was the latter, and yes, Charlie Hunnam’s Smart Water bottle is really happy to see you – Lainey Gossip

Lea Michele’s oiled-up chest dumplings were at Comic-Con too – Egotastic!

Christopher Walken says that if reincarnation is real, you will want to come back as one of his pussies – Celebitchy

Iggy Azalea showed off her “12 cans of Fix-A-Flat” ass  – Drunken Stepfather

Believe it or not, other trailers besides Wonder Woman and Justice League were shown at Comic-Con – The Superficial

Kim Zolciak shocked a nation when she Snapchatted her visit to her plastic surgeon’s office. We all thought that her ~beauty~ was 100% natural! – Reality Tea 

Crispy Ronaldo’s abs look like a grenade dipped in George Hamilton’s jizz – Towleroad

That red zombie thing whose name I don’t know (no nerd here) was really awed by Brie Larson’s ass – Popoholic

Okay, but did the mess who played Pokemon Go at a Beyonce concert catch any? – HuffPo

Peter Dinklage can’t say benenvolent, and I apparently can’t spell it – Jezebel

Christie Brinkley is hot! And I’m not referring to her sweat stains – Hollywood Tuna

John Barrowman is a cosplay master – Pajiba

Don’t you just hate it when your piece uses too much teeth? This cat feels your pain – OMG Blog

Justin Timberlake got accidentally slapped by a creepy fan. That fan should be punished to the highest extent, and by that I mean he should be forced to have dinner at Jessica Biel’s restaurant – Just Jared

The cast of One Tree Hill reunited – Popsugar

Marni Nixon, the singing voice for Audrey Hepburn, Natalie Wood and many more, has died – Boy Culture

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The last time I wrote about the human estrella wrapped in grace and charisma was over 4 years ago when he was laid up in a hospital in Cleveland, OH with cardiac problems. A 50,000 person deep prayer circle was formed because none of us wanted to live in a world without Puerto Rican astrologer and glamour icon Walter Mercado in it. The star baby of Galileo and a Spectra doll wasn’t as worried as we were, because he read his future in the stars and knew that he would live and go on to tell everyone what would happen if the orange tonsil stone from the Celebrity Apprentice became the President of the United States in 2016.

Walter created an astrological chart to see what the future would look like if “President Donald Trump” becomes a real thing that exists. It feels like the world is already self-destructing, but according to the future-seeing Puerto Rican blossom, the world will really eat shit if Trump becomes president. Walter gave his findings to People en Español in Spanish, and The Miami Herald translated his words into English:

“I did a chart about what I see in the future and the present of this monster, this backwards person that can lead not only the United States, but the world, to total destruction. He has no knowledge of politics and no knowledge of any type of diplomacy. He is a person that thinks money can buy anything and thinks that you can buy the conscience of all of humanity. The conscience cannot be bought with these policies that are so insulting and offensive to the human race.

I am totally, completely and absolutely in favor of Hillary, and astrologically, she is the better prospect. God willing, the stars will align so that we will have the right president.”

In related news, I’m watching CNN right now and Anderson Cooper just announced that the Democratic National Convention has been canceled and all of the speakers have been sent home. Because now that Walter Mercado has officially endorsed Hillary Clinton, nothing else needs to be said!

Pic: Facebook

Rob Kartrashian deleted every pic of Blac Chyna from his Instagram and he unfollowed her. I should just end the post here, because I’m sure all of you immediately jumped out of your chair and ran to the nearest church to pray to all of the santos to keep these two together for the sake of genuine love.

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Earlier this month, Vanity Fair’s Rich Cohen came dangerously close to throwing the earth’s water levels off balance by excessively drooling over actress Margot Robbie. In it, he went a little overboard with the compliments: he called her the next Audrey Hepburn and talked about how beautiful she was to the point that James Blunt was probably like “Okay, we get it.” Margot had two movies to hustle (The Legend of Tarzan and Suicide Squad), but Rich Cohen never really got to that because he was too busy asking her about her sex scenes in The Wolf of Wall Street. He also referred to Australia as “throwback America.” The internet wasn’t really feeling it and neither was Margot Robbie.

Margot spoke to Australia’s The Project (via Entertainment Weekly) about that Vanity Fair interview, and she says she was a little weirded out after talking with Rich Cohen. Not fully weirded out, mind you; Margot said she’s experienced creepier creeps and grosser grossness.

“I remember thinking, ‘That was a really odd interview. I don’t know how that’s going to come out.’ And then when I read it, I was like, yeah the tone of this is really weird. Like, I don’t really know what he’s trying to get at or play at. But I didn’t expect there to be an uproar about it. I’ve read far more offensive, far more sexist, insulting, derogatory, disgusting things on a daily basis.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwoLUDVEg9A

I know there will be people shouting “Don’t encourage them!“, but I sort of want to know what kind of far more disgusting things Margot has read. I can do without the sexist/insulting/offensive stuff, but the disgusting I’m into. Actually, now that I think of it, it’s probably not that difficult to find. I’m sure if I scroll far enough down in the comments of the Suicide Squad trailer on YouTube, I’ll find someone named “FedoraDan69” asking if and where they can purchase Margot Robbie’s used Harley Quinn booty shorts. “Scroll far enough” – listen to me, acting like it won’t be the 4th comment from the top.

Here’s Margot at Comic-Con this weekend (with a special guest appearance by Cara Delevingne).

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26-year-old Joe Jonas wanted to remind everyone that his little brother Nick isn’t the only Jonas who has man nipples and knows how to use them to get those Instagram likes. Joe covered all of the bases this weekend when he put this portrait of his waxed nipple knobs on Snapchat, Instagram and Twatter. Joe wanted as many eyeballs as possible to get a taste of his pec knobs and since I will post a picture of nipples belonging to absolutely anyone (see: Geraldo Rivera’s nipples), I am re-posting his pic here.

Joe posted this picture while at a photo shoot, and it feels like he’s trying to give us forlorn sexyface, but instead he’s giving us “sad doggy trying to guilt trip you into giving him a piece of your steak.” That picture is the kind of a picture a dude puts on Grindr when he wants to come off all deep, but sexy-like, and his profile would have a really thoughtful quote like this:

“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” – Kneechee or some other dude like that, I don’t know

I know, I have a lot of thoughts about a damn shirtless picture of Joe Jonas. But I have one more and this one’s important. If nipples are the eyes of the torso, why doesn’t Joe’s nipples also have a pair of lusciously furry brows above them? Joe’s chest eyes look so sad and bare without a pair of hairy valances decorating them. That’s a tragedy.

And here’s Joe with his DNCE bandmates hosting a pool party at the Hard Rock in Las Vegas while looking like they were just kicked out of Coachella 1989.

Pic: Wenn.com, @JoeJonas