Game of Thrones is ending. As of 2018, there won’t be any more severing of penises, baring of tits for dragons, or medieval Peter Dinklage hotness. EW reports that HBO has confirmed that season eight will be the last one for the mega-popular series (25 million people watch it!). George R.R. Martin (aka that guy who looks like Santa Claus’ disheveled brother who lives in a sea shanty) only wrote so many books. So it had to end eventually, right? Several 1000 dudebrahs in “Crows Before Hoes” tees just snarled at me en masse.

EW asked the network’s new programming president Casey Bloys if he plans to go along with showrunners’ David Benioff and Dan Weiss’ oft-stated desire to end their fantasy hit with season 8.

Bloys said yes, that is the current plan – the first time somebody at HBO has confirmed this.

Not only will season eight be the end, but it will only be six episodes. Bloys was asked if there will be any spin-offs in the future, and revealed that the show-running dungeon masters of GoT are too busy writing the next season to even consider it.

It’s probably only a six episode ending because dragons breathe fire and the main villains are creatures made out of ice. The dragons have got this. It will end with triumph over puddles. And more tits out for dragons. And probably a rape or ten. *sad face*

Pic: HBO

On Friday, Michael linked to a Snapchat video of Tyler Posey from Teen Wolf  shouting that he’s “gay” while standing in front of a street sign for Gay St. in Manhattan. When people sent Tyler the customary “Welcome to Gay!” coming out gift basket containing lube, an overpriced tank top, and a Golden Girls Season 1 blu-ray, he must have realized that people didn’t know he was joking. Tyler made it clear that his “coming out” was only a joke by posting an Anchorman-inspired video of him coming out as a “lamp.” If you missed Tyler’s dumb videos the first time around, here they are:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1zVDjPfl4g

After Tyler got a lot of hate from people mad that he “mocked” coming out, since coming out is hard, he tweeted a “sorry if I offended you” apology: 

I am a big proponent of love over hate, and standing together during divisive times.

— tyler posey (@tylergposey) July 30, 2016

[Part 2]: Although I’m not gay, I fully support the LGBTQ community. This was a moment intended to reflect that.

— tyler posey (@tylergposey) July 30, 2016

And everyone, I am truly sorry to the people I’ve offended or lessened how big coming out is. I just want to spread love in this world.

— tyler posey (@tylergposey) July 30, 2016

I actually bought it as a “Yuck, yuck, I’m on Gay Street. Dude, that sign says Gay St. You live on Gay St.!” moment but if you need to class it up, I understand. My only question is, are you going to use that Golden Girls blu-ray? I want that.

Check out more pics of not-gayl Tyler Posey and the rest of the Teen Wolf cast at last week’s San Diego Comic-Con two weeks ago in the gallery below.

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Leticia Sabater, children’s TV star turned turned elegant chanteuse of Spain!

If you would’ve asked me about “Leticia Sabater” two weeks ago, my brain would’ve farted up an error 404. I wasn’t aware that this fresh Spanish carnation existed until last week when reader Isabel dropped her latest flawless musical gem into my inbox and my ear holes. Leticia was in several Spanish children’s television shows from the late-80s to the early aughts. Wikipedia says that in 2002, Leticia decided to switch from serving up her brilliance to los niños y niñas and to sharing a piece of her brilliance with grown people.

Leticia continued to pop up in children’s TV shows here and there, but she also did reality TV and became Spain’s answer to Beyonce! Leticia has released many dance “songs” over the years, but Isabel says that she has really outdone herself with her latest precious gift to the world of music, dance (and street food). Salchipapas is like the Peruvian version of poutine and disco fries. It’s fast food deliciousness made up of salchichas (hot dogs) and papas fritas (fries). Last month, Leticia set fire to the internet when she released her musical ode to salchipapas called “La Salchipapa.”

While looking like she was cut from the same cloth of exquisiteness as Frenchy Morgan and busting out some clearance section Charo moves, Leticia warbles out a beautiful song that may make you want to fuck your ears with a papas fritas afterward. Warning: If you’re hungover, you should probably avoid this since you won’t be able to handle Leticia’s potent amounts of elegance and musical talent while in a fragile state.

I did a little research for this post and Google Translated an article where Leticia defended her video against the haters who think that it’s trashy and low-class. I know, they say that like it’s a bad thing. Leticia explained her song like this (and it’s moments like these when I love Google Translate), “It’s very commercial, catchy, horny fart to dance on the beach, bottle, in clubs, at parties, at weddings and christenings.”

If you’re getting married and have been looking for the perfect “first dance song,” look no further, because this horny fart is it!

Pic: Ideal.es

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Charlie Carver (28)
B.J. Novak (37)
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Mark Cuban (58)
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Don Murray (87)

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20 years ago, Hillary Clinton was 48 going on 200 and her dance moves really gave her away. “The Macarena” was sweeping the the nation and the DNC even adopted it as its theme song. Nothing exhibits a political party’s intent to do right by the people like an irritating-as hell line dance to which the First Lady won’t even deign to learn the steps. Why not just go full tilt boogie and use “The Chicken Dance?”

Old Hillary let her coiffe down in those heady days of yore, huh? Maybe not down. She might have used a little less hairspray. Witness her clapping along with that yawning maw of a laugh as she slightly sways. The people around her obviously trained for this. They probably bought a Macacrena guide off of the TV and everything. Not Hillary “I’ll wing this fucker” Clinton. Has Kate McKinnon seen this treasure? (via EW)

Ok but the 1996 DNC was lit pic.twitter.com/nuHp1lBND8

— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) July 29, 2016

This is not a complaint. This is observation and admiration. And lust. Witness Tyler Hoechlin’s gigantic butt in a Superman suit:

Do you ever just pic.twitter.com/v5DqehWiHk

— Tyler Hoechlin Army (@HoechlinArmy) July 29, 2016

Those contents are under pressure. He looks like he’s smuggling two kickballs back there. He must do squats in his sleep. Sleepsquatting! Unless those buttcheeks are some kind of implants. That would be disappointing, especially if you went to smack him on the ass and every bone in your hand shattered. Implants can oftimes harden.

The Teen Wolf actor is playing Superman in season two of Supergirl. Here he is on the set in Vancouver. Did they hire him as Superman because of his super bubble butt? I’d be in yoga pants every day, down at the gym and always making sure to slightly bend for everything so all the menfolk could admire my voluptuous ass. I probably wouldn’t be a member there for much longer after that display but it would be worth it if just one sessy type invited me to “take a steam” with him.

Check out more pics in the gallery below. Or just stare at that ass tweet while thanking the inventor of spandex profusely.

Pics: PCN, FameFlynet