Radar Claims It Knows Of An A-List Superstar Actor Who Ran A Pedo Ring And Sexually Abused Corey Haim
Corey Feldman once said that pedophiles are crawling all over Hollywood and he recently said that he’d love to name names, but the statute of limitations has run up in all of the cases and he doesn’t want to get sued. But if Radar is telling the truth, then Corey Feldman doesn’t have to worry about keeping the name of one major child abuser a secret, because it’s about to come out. Radar says it knows the identity of an A-list star who has been accused of raping the late Corey Haim as a kid and was also the “kingpin” of a child sex ring. WARNING: Mega depressing blind item ahead. Get ready to pull out your most adorably powerful kitten video. Personally, I’ve gone through every kitten video that exists, so I’m going to go with a video of a Shar Pei puppy trying to eat a frozen strawberry.
Now We Know Where The Sheets To Anna Chlumsky’s Bed In A Bag Look Went
When Anna Chlumsky came strolling up the red carpet of the Emmys last night in an ensemble Michael accurately described as looking very bed in a bag, I knew it was only a matter of time before someone in a set of deluxe full/queen sheets sashayed behind her. And that person was Kristen Bell. To be honest, I don’t know who hit the red carpet first, Kristen or Anna. It’s a real “Which came first, the sheets or the duvet” situation.
Regardless, Kristen is doing just as much for me as Anna’s look was. Maybe more, actually, because I’ve always loved a printed bed sheet. I don’t know if everyone did this, but when I was a kid, I used to make my bed with my sheets pattern-side-down. That way, when I made my bed and pulled back my comforter, you got a subtle hint of my elegant bed linens (ie. my Little Mermaid sheets). I felt so classy, like “I bet this is how Margo from Punky Brewster does her bed.” But while I love Kristen’s expensive floral sheet dress, I don’t know if many of us would want to sleep on it. I think I see beading, and I’m pretty sure none of us would want to roll over in the middle of the night and land cheek-first on a cluster of sharp glass beads.
Of course, the cherry on top of a formal bedding situation has got to be the useless satin runner that lives at the foot of the bed. Luckily, Sarah Hyland has got us covered.
Baby Wipes’ Wife Said That He Brings Home His Asshole Character A Lot
Matt LeBlanc getting moist in the tip while letting Emilia Clarke know that he can’t wait to see her naked in Game of Thrones wasn’t the only awkward moment during E!’s Emmys red carpet show. The Diane Sawyer of ants, Giuliana Rancic, talked to rectal rash Terrence Howard and his ex-third wife turned current piece Mira Pak. Giuliana should’ve taken one look at Baby Wipes’ outfit and asked him how his part-time job as a singer in a Mad Men-themed quartet is going, but she instead asked him about playing a violent trash bag on Empire.
Beyonce’s Vocal Cords Prevented Her From Going To The Emmys
Those selfish vocal cords! How dare they keep Beyonce from a fun night out? The Beyhive only gets so many chances to see their queen appear in public, and you took one of those chances away from them, vocal cords. You better hope The Beyhive doesn’t locate your Instagram account. Just ask the producers of Grease: Live. But more on that in a second.
Tom Hiddleston Tried To Get With Priyanka Chopra
Tom Hiddleston lost the Best Actor in a Limited Series Emmy to Courtney B. Vance last night, but he probably doesn’t care, because he may have won a new partner in PR foolery who will hit the pap stroll with him and make us all forget about the level 10 embarrassing shit he did with his last partner in PR foolery. We will never forget, Tom!
Leslie Jones Joked About Her Nude Pic Leak
Less than a month ago, trolls hacked Leslie Jones’ accounts and threw up a bunch of her personal shit, including naked pics. Leslie Jones is ready to laugh about it and invited millions of people to do so with her during the Emmys last night.