People is reporting that Corey Feldman done changed his mind. While just a few days ago he was defending Michael Jackson over the allegations of child sexual abuse made in the (highly gross to watch) HBO documentary Leaving Neverland, it seems that a few days rest is all Corey needed to flip sides and now he is speaking out against MJ.
Corey Feldman has been outspoken about pedophiles in Hollywood for some time now. He’s been talking about exposing the grossness behind the scenes forever, but after the airing of Leaving Neverland–the two-part HBO documentary focusing on child abuse accusations from two of Michael Jackson‘s accusers–Corey has come out squarely on the side of the alleged abuser. I guess Corey doesn’t want us disliking the man he’s modeled his entire aesthetic after. That’s right, Corey Feldman wants us exposing the Hollywood pedos, but he’s claiming Michael ain’t one of ’em.
This has been a big week for long-awaited justice. With the Golden State Killer possibly getting caught and Bill Cosby convicted, authorities have announced that new evidence in the case of WTF Happened To Corey Feldman, has come to light. According to The Blast, multiple witnesses and security footage have been found that corroborates Corey’s bizarre story about getting stabbed/attacked/aggressively tickled by an entity he called the “wolf pack” while stopped at a light in either a calculated hit (Corey’s belief) or a road rage situation (LAPD’s belief).
Now that the case of #WhoBitBeyonce has maybe been solved (and the Beyhive Protection Agency has since moved Sanaa Lathan to a nondescript suburb in Missouri where’s she’s working as a Piggly Wiggly cashier named Brenda who loves Beyonce, so the Beyhive will be thrown off her trail ), there’s a new case on the scene that Detective La Toyas-in-training can run their magnifying glasses over. It’s the case of Who Stabbed Corey Feldman? Or because of what the LAPD says, it could be the case of Was Corey Feldman Even Stabbed At All? (Insert DramaticDogFace.mov here)
The story goes that in Tarzana, CA last night, Corey Feldman and a security guard were in a car stopped at a red light when 3 dudes pulled up. One dude jumped out of the car, opened Corey’s door and stabbed him before they all busted out of the scene. Corey was taken to the hospital, but don’t worry, it looks like he’s okay. Okay enough to vape (see: vape pen on the left) and tweet, anyway. I’m going to need Corey to tell me which L.A. area hospital let him vape, because if I so much as pull out a weed pen in a hospital, the nurses will tackle me (and probably because they want a hit of that shit since being a nurse is no joke).
Corey Feldman still has problems (understatement) but at least he’s got one less problem to worry about. Last month, a woman appeared in a Los Angeles police station and filed a report claiming that Corey Feldman grabbed her butt a year earlier. This came as a shock to me, because I was under the impression Corey’s hands were almost exclusively used for throwing up peace signs. The LAPD conducted an investigation, and it turns out we won’t be seeing Corey Feldman’s hands in cuffs over this situation.
Corey Feldman has made it his mission to expose the awful creeps slithering around Hollywood. In a very unfortunate turn of events, a woman has recently accused Corey of being a creep. TMZ says that a woman appeared in a Los Angeles police station on Monday and filed a report claiming that Corey Feldman had allegedly grabbed her butt last year. TMZ points out that this accusation most definitely falls within the statute of limitations, so there could be trouble for Corey. No other details are known, like when or where exactly it happened.
Corey’s rep tells TMZ that Corey “vehemently denies these egregious claims.”
While launching his TRUTH campaign back in October (a campaign which is now closed after raising a little over $273,000) Corey Feldman claimed he had almost gotten hit by a truck while walking in Los Angeles. He believed it was a suspicious circumstance, possibly to silence him for all the talking he was doing. So Corey could argue that this is all part of a plot by the underground pedo lair of Hollywood to discredit him.
I’m sure Corey is pissed off at the timing. He recently got the LAPD on his side. So things might be pretty kind of awkward the next time calls the LAPD asking if they’ve got any new information. Instead of answering right away, they’re first going to have to ask him, “Are you talking about the report you filed with the pedos, or the one that was filed against you for being an ass-grabber?”