Corey Haim Died Of Natural Causes

Apparently, Corey Haim did not die from eating handfuls of the bad shit as was previously reported. The L.A. County’s Coroner Office announced today that drugs didn’t play a part in Corey’s death. The coroner reports that Corey died of pneumonia and hypertrophic cardiomyopathy with coronary arteriosclerosis. Well, I guess I won’t be having onion ring nachos for dinner after all.

TMZ also says that Corey’s mother admitted to getting rid of all of his prescription meds by flushing them down the toilet just a few hours after his death. Corey’s mother claimed she wasn’t trying to sweep his shit under the rug. She was afraid other people might snatch his meds, so she got rid of them. She also said that she didn’t know if the police were going to investigate the scene or not.

I watch a lot of Cops so I understand when loved ones cover up for their own. But honestly, Mother Haim should’ve sent his meds down the sewer pipe way before his death. And she should’ve replaced all of his pills with a Sharpie and a weave brow kit. Well, the state of those brows….