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Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Sharp Boombox!
The technical name of Sharp’s Jordan almond-colored music boxes of wonder was the Sharp QT-50, but everyone I knew just called it the little pink (or mint or purple) boombox. In the mid-80s, every girl I knew either had one of these musical vessels of pastel perfection or begged for one for Christmas or their birthday. My sister had one and it was the pink star of the bedroom we shared. The Sharp Boombox was a radio, cassette player AND cassette recorder, so it was definitely a technological marvel to me and didn’t think it could ever good better than it. And it really hasn’t, because does the iPhone or iPod come with a strap so you can wear it like a purse and strut through the neighborhood blasting hot tunes as everyone fell over from your coolness? I think not!
Just looking at the Sharp Boombox takes me back to my bedroom floor where I’d lay and wait for Tiffany’s I Think We’re Alone Now to play on the radio so that I could record it on a cassette. And I think my sister’s old Sharp QT-50 may still be in storage in my mom’s garage somewhere. I need to plan an expedition where I put on an Indiana Jones hat and climb through the hills of cardboard boxes in my mom’s garage to look for this important artifact from the 80s!
Birthday Sluts
Gunnar and Matthew Nelson (49)
Phillip Phillips (26)
The-Dream (39)
Jon Bernthal (40)
Asia Argento (41)
Moon Bloodgood (41)
Michelle Visage (48)
Kristen Johnston (49)
Nuno Bettencourt (50)
Maggie Cheung (52)
Deborah Roberts (56)
Alannah Currie (59)
Gary Cole (60)
Debbie Morgan (60)
George RR Martin (68)
Sophia Loren (82)
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Night Crumbs
Claire Danes was so damn greasy, orange-y and golden at the Emmys last night that she looked like a corn dog in a wig. But since her look was also giving me, “cast member on Real Housewives of Reno,” I loved it! – Lainey Gossip
Mark this day: Jennifer Aniston didn’t wear a black dress to an event – Celebitchy
Well, the good news is that whenever a pap is taking pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt like it’s 2009, they’re not taking pictures of a Kartrashian – Drunken Stepfather
Shervin from Shahs of Sunset learned that the next time someone wants to go on the zip line in his backyard, make their ass sign a waiver! – Reality Tea
Thanks to that yellow hair and Instagram whoring, Orlando Bloom is starting to give me “hotter version of Justin Bieber” vibes – Towleroad
“I am definitely not stoned enough for this shit” – Sigourney Weaver in that picture – The Superficial
It’s Monday and I’m still hungover, so I’m not even going to try to figure out what Ariel Winter has on her body – Popoholic
Further proof that I’m hung-all-the-way-over: I thought this was Carla Bruni – Hollywood Tuna
The faces of the people behind Lady Gaga are, as usual, saying everything that needs to be said – The Nip Slip
Showtime killed Roadies are just one season – SOW
Another reboot did shitty at the box office – Pajiba
Keeping the condo gate closed is a seriously serious thing to Anthony Michael Hall – IDLYITW
Justin Bieber and Lionel Richie’s daughter broke up after six seconds together. In related news, a headstone company just got an order to engrave the name TRUE LOVE on a tombstone – Just Jared
Tuck yourself into the cupboard and let Angela Lansbury serenade you with Beauty and the Beast – Jezebel
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Jim Carrey Got Sued For The Wrongful Death Of His Girlfriend
About a year ago, Jim Carrey’s 30-year-old Irish makeup artist girlfriend Cathriona White committed suicide in her home in Sherman Oaks, CA. She and Jim Carrey had been on-and-off for 3 years and he had reportedly broken up with her just a few days before she died. She left suicide notes including one to Jim Carrey. A few weeks after she overdosed on prescription drugs, it was reported that next to her were 4 pill bottles. The name on 3 of the bottles was allegedly the alias that Jim used for prescriptions. (It’s illegal in CA, but apparently famous tricks do that a lot for privacy reasons.) The other bottle had a different name on it. Well, since Jim Carrey is famous and has bank accounts overfilled with money, he’s been sued by Cathriona’s estranged husband for wrongful death.
Open Post: Hosted By Kelly Preston’s Stunningly Gorgeous “Ode To Peg Bundy” Hair
Kelly Preston must have gotten sick of John Travolta getting all of the attention for the rayon Shih Tzu that has taken up permanent residency on his head, because last night, she caused hos to choke on massive clouds of beauty and pink bottle AquaNet hairspray when she hit the red carpet at the Emmys. All of Kelly Preston’s Thetans traveled up north and moved into the luxurious Bump It-created hair pavilion on top of her head.
Lainey at Lainey Gossip posted these pictures and she immediately saw Marie and Donny Osmond. I see it, but Kelly Preston wishes she had the wax figure complexion and exquisite marble doll eyes of Marie Osmond and John Travolta is way too butch to pass for Donny Osmond. But seriously, when I look at Kelly Preston I see the last runner-up in the Mrs. Kansas 1980 pageant and I also see a failed country singer from the 1960s whose most proud moment was the time a drunk dude mistook her for Loretta Lynn and asked for her an autograph.
Since Kelly also looks like a chorus member in a community theater production of Hairspray, I’m guessing that hair was John Travolta’s idea. It’s about time that John shows his beard some appreciation and uses his hairstyling talents to glamour her up. But I have a feeling that this is a Cinderella situation and Kelly will go back to having a homely dishrag on her head, because John won’t be able to stand not being the most glamorous one. But well at least for one night, Kelly could see her glammed-up self in the mirror and say, “I’m a pretty girl, mama.”
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