Category: Asshole-types

Text Messages Between Amber Heard And Elon Musk Were Read In Court At Johnny Depp’s Libel Trial Against The Sun

July 21, 2020 / Posted by:

Everywhere there’s a celebrity shit show, you can expect to find Elon Musk lurking somewhere in the background. A couple of weeks ago he was standing hip to hip with Kanye West in support of Kaye’s presidential candidacy (he even involved himself last night in the midst of Kanye’s Twitter spree claiming “We talked about an hour ago. He seems fine.” via Reuters). And according to Deadline, his name has once again come up in the literal shit show that is Johnny Depp’s libel suit against The Sun. Amber Heard continued to give testimony yesterday, and text messages between her and Elon were read in court establishing that Elon had offered to provide Amber with round-the-clock security, even if she didn’t fuck him. WHAT A GENTLEMAN!

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A TikTok Idiot Spilled A Bunch Of Milk And Cereal On The NYC Subway

May 15, 2020 / Posted by:

Today in douchebags, TikTok idiot Josh Popkin, better known by his 3.3 million followers as @fckjoshy, incurred the wrath of the Internet when he purposely dumped a giant bin of milk and cereal on the NYC subway. Hmmm, looks like licking toilets to get corona is officially passé.

Obviously this “prank” made a huge, wet Fruity Pebbles mess, getting milk on a bunch of passengers (many of whom could be essential workers on their way to their jobs). While the unmasked dumbass pretended to clean up, everyone switched cars. Then @fckjoshy (seriously, fuck Joshy) strolled away, leaving the disaster to be cleaned by more essential workers. How thoughtful. Continue reading

Bryan Adams Went On A “Bat Eating” Rant About The Coronavirus

May 12, 2020 / Posted by:

There was a time that if you said the name Ryan Adams, people would ask, “Wait, did you say Ryan or Bryan? Is that the good one or the bad one?“. Ryan was of course the bad one, while Bryan Adams was the harmless Canadian one. That is, he was until yesterday. Now people are going to have to get specific and ask, “Is that the one who is an alleged creep, or the one who said problematic shit about the coronavirus on Twitter?

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Demi Moore Regrets The Threesomes She Had With Ashton Kutcher

September 20, 2019 / Posted by:

It’s turning into the week of tell-alls telling all about Ashton Kutcher’s life behind closed doors. Yesterday it was Nico Tortorella calling out Ashton in their tell-all Space Between, about a coke-related bathroom incident in 2009. Today it’s Demi Moore calling out Ashton in her tell-all Inside Out, about various third-party bedroom incidents in the late 2000s. And as you have already gleaned from that title, she doesn’t exactly consider her memories of those three-ways to be happy ones.

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Hayden Panettiere’s Boyfriend Brian Hickerson Is Facing Four Years In Prison For His Felony Domestic Abuse Charge

July 11, 2019 / Posted by:

Hayden Panettiere made the news late last year when it was reported that she was rebounding from her Ukrainian boxer fiancé (and father of her 4-year-old daughter Kaya) Wladimir Klitschko with Los Angeles actor/real estate agent Brian Hickerson. Then things got worse when Hayden’s friends started talking and saying that Brian was no good, and that Hayden wasn’t really seeing that much of Kaya (which she denied). Things took a turn for the truly shitty back in May when Brian got arrested for allegedly beating on Hayden. And now he’s been charged and could be thrown into the clink.

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Millionaire Husband Is Using A Legal Loophole Meant For Struggling Artists To Get Out Of Paying Rent

March 5, 2019 / Posted by:

It’s a sad state of affairs when a model with biggish titties like Emily Ratajkowski simply cannot catch a break in this world. Poor thing is too stacked to be taken seriously as an actress, and had to stand next to Robin Thicke and bounce said burdensome mammaries (against her better judgement mind you!) for a check in the Blurred Lines video! Emily’s latest cross to bear, according to the New York Post, is being threatened with eviction from her NoHo loft in Manhattan because her millionaire husband, film producer Sebastian Bear-McClard, doesn’t think he should have to pay rent like everybody else. This is the same cheap bastard that had his best friend, noted joke-thief The Fat Jew, officiate their wedding. At city hall no less!

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