Leslie Jones Joked About Her Nude Pic Leak
Less than a month ago, trolls hacked Leslie Jones’ accounts and threw up a bunch of her personal shit, including naked pics. Leslie Jones is ready to laugh about it and invited millions of people to do so with her during the Emmys last night.
Leslie told a bunch of jokes about her nude photo hack with three guys from the Emmy’s accounting firm Ernst & Young. Some big awards shows bring out the very important business people who are responsible for tabulating the votes and guarding the bulletproof metal suitcase filled with the names of the winners. It’s always very dramatic, like they’re holding onto nuclear launch codes or the secret recipe for Beefaroni or something. Leslie Jones joked that they should put their secret-guarding skills to work on something worth keeping secret.
You tell ’em, Leslie Jones. pic.twitter.com/1blFufa2kL
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) September 19, 2016
“Since you good at keeping things safe, I got a job for you: my Twitter account. Put that in the vault, please. Y’all using your skills to protect best voice over on a French sitcom? Meanwhile I’m butt naked on CNN. I just wanted to feel beautiful y’all. Can a sister feel beautiful?”
Sensing a woman wanted to “feel beautiful“, it wasn’t long before John Mayer emerged from the shadows to work his sensitive douchebag game on Leslie Jones at an afterparty. Leslie tweeted this picture of the two of them, and she claims he offered to write her a song. But that’s not what Leslie wants.
He said he had s gonna write a song about me. I think he should have sex with me instead am I wrong? pic.twitter.com/NqSj3awPoi
— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) September 19, 2016
And that’s when several reps from Ernst & Young descended on Leslie and formed a human chain around her vagina. “Trust us Leslie, this is for your protection.”
Pic: Splash