Night Crumbs

September 15, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

Blake Lively is currently pregnant with her fourth child with Ryan Reynolds. Before making their latest kid, they may have Googled, “fuck positions that will help you conceive a boy” because they have three girls (7-year-old James, 5-year-old Inez, and 2-year-old Betty). This is great news for those who just can’t get enough of Ryan’s Mint Mobile commercials since he’ll have to do more of them now that he’s got another mouth to feed! And he may or may not be contractually obligated to name his next born Minty (he is, probably) – Just Jared

Michael Pitt is in a bad way and was carted off into an ambulance after cops got a call that he was throwing shit at people from the top of a building in Brooklyn – Pajiba

And one second after this picture of Anne Hathaway and Anna Wintour was taken at the Michael Kors show, The Devil dropped her coat onto Anne’s lap before throwing a glare through her Blue Blockers that clearly said, “Now where’s my steak lunch, Andrea?” – Celebitchy

If you happen to see trash bags full of bland-looking 90s rags outside of a Gap store today, it’s not from Kanye West throwing a sidewalk sale. It’s from the Gap putting his crap on the curb since he has let them know that he’s breaking up with them – Complex

Timothee Chalamet has become the first dude to cover British Vogue by himself. And he’s serving “early-90s hair salon catalog” on the cover, and on the inside, he’s serving “love child of Machine Gun Kelly and Heat Miser” – Tom + Lorenzo

Mickey Mouse’s sucio ass knew what he was doing with those overpriced jizz-covered mouse ears – Inside The Magic

A scripted TV movie about the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial will debut on Tubi later this month, and I’m sure it’ll be a hit because absolutely everybody wants to witness that pus-oozing shit show from HELL all over again – Deadline

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