Category: Busiest Balls In The Biz
Nick Cannon Feels Guilty About Not Having Enough Time To Spend With All Of His Children
Nick Cannon is known for many things. Actually, scratch that. Nick Cannon is primarily known for not putting a rubber on it and adding about 1% humans more to the global population. Every year (at minimum!), we’re introduced to a new member of the Cannon brood and treated to a picture of Nick and child wearing matching onesies. However, behind the smiles, Nick is secretly sad that he doesn’t spend all that much time with his children. It gets difficult when you have more kids than days of the week!
Nick Cannon’s 11th Baby Has Arrived And His 12th Is On The Way
Another day, another Nick Cannon baby. Yes, we’ve all lost count, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Nick has, too. Only this past September, he and Brittany Bell welcomed his 10th child, and yesterday, it was revealed that Abby De La Rosa just popped out his 11th. But that’s not all! Another woman Alyssa Scott is still pregnant with his 12th, who will likely be arriving next year. Nick genuinely has enough kids now for a full soccer and football team, and once the 12th arrives, a basketball team! Let’s hope he’s not working on filling up the bench.
Nick Cannon Has Added Another Baby To His Ever-Growing Child Army
Nick Cannon’s closest friends and family are probably turning their resignation letters into their employers today, because how can they hold down a full-time job when they constantly have to buy baby gifts and control their eyeballs during his many baby showers? That’s a full-time job in itself.
A few months ago, Nick Cannon threatened the world with more babies and said that his crotch weapon of mass creation was going to bust out more baby-making nuts. Nick kept his promise and his ninth child has entered the world, as his other children sigh to themselves since now they’ll have to split his All That residuals more ways. And soon, they’ll have to split that shit even more ways since two more Cannon babies are on their way.