Open Post: Hosted By Madonna Doing The “Wednesday Dance” To Lady Gaga’s Song
Madonna took a beat from wasting Julia Garner’s time and Universal Pictures’ money and preparing for an upcoming world tour to finally partake in the “Bloody Wednesday” TikTok dance craze! And usually, “boomer sinks her claws into a trend that’s already over” isn’t anything out of the ordinary, but this is a special case since people have been doing Wednesday Addams’ choreo from a scene in Netflix’s Wednesday to a sped-up version of Lady Gaga’s song, Bloody Mary. As we know, Madonna and Gaga have a long, rocky history. Basically, Madonna thinks Gaga stole her schtick and Gaga is tired of Madonna and others saying she stole her schtick. The two played nice by rubbing faces at a Madonna Oscar party a few years ago, but it’s hard to tell if that meant the beef was genuinely squashed or Madonna was just trying to siphon Gaga’s youth while Gaga tried to siphon Madonna’s unused provocative ideas.
Gaga herself jumped on the Bloody Wednesday bandwagon back when it was trending, like, two months ago, but Madonna decided to share her rendition just yesterday. She didn’t go for the traditional Wednesday hairstyle or outfit or really even try to do Jenna Ortega’s “I choreographed it myself!” (aw, honey, we know) moves; but she probably figured bitch, I’m Madonna and just winged it. Here it is:
I guess cosplaying as the Virgin Mary or insinuating she’s gay (aw, honey, we know) on TikTok didn’t get her the attention she was after, so starting an “are they or aren’t they still feuding” fuss was her next attempt. Or, she was just completely ignorant to the fact that this is a Lady Gaga song and just figured it was an innocent Alvin and the Chipmunks joint.