Night Crumbs
While promoting his new show Shrinking on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Harrison Ford was asked if it was true that he had no idea who his co-star Jason Segel was before they started filming. Harrison slapped that rumor down, and in fact, Harrison’s seen ALL of Jason before. Harrison said that he watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and he’ll never forget Jason’s dick in it, calling it a “nice penis.” When Stephen Colbert wanted more of Harrison Ford’s thoughts on his Shrinking (not the title of a Jason Segel peen biopic) co-star’s dick, he got all flustered. So Indiana Jones has taken on the Nazis, a giant boulder, and Cate Blanchett’s bootleg Louise Brooks wig with no problem, but yet Jason Segel’s bare crotch snake has him at a loss for words. I say they should do one more Indiana Jones movie where he goes up against his greatest foe yet: Jason Segel’s dick! – Pajiba
During a court battle between Eva Green and the producers she’s suing over the collapse of a movie she was supposed to star in, her WhatsApp messages came back to bite her in the nalgas. In one message, she described the crew as “shitty peasants.” Hmm, something tells me that Eva may want to get her own coffee from now on unless she likes her coffee with a splash of shitty peasant spit in it – HuffPo
Dorian Gray’s great-great-grandchild and Excuse My Youthful Beauty poster child, Paul Rudd, was asked about the key to staying youthful and healthy, and he said to get eight hours of sleep every night if you can. We can’t, Paul! So what he should’ve said is, “The key is to be rich so that the stresses of money don’t keep your eyelids open at night and assistants, housekeepers, and nannies can take care of things for you as you sleep for eights hours.” – Lainey Gossip
Willie Nelson says that the good shit saved his life – Celebitchy
Today in The Opposite of Shocking: the contestants of Netflix’s Squid Game reality show say that it’s a rigged, torturous mess – Vice
Proof that Satan is everywhere: heeled flip-flop boots exist – Jezebel
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