The Kardashians Might Not Score An Invite To This Year’s Met Gala
2022 was the first time all of the women of Kar-Jenner attended the Met Gala, but this year, it’s possible that none of them will receive an invite. Was it Kim Kardashian kramming her sweaty ass into Marilyn Monroe’s dress? Was it Kris Jenner’s insulting homage to Jackie O? Was it Kourtney Kardashian ignoring the theme whilst she and Travis Barker over-the-clothes groped the entire evening? Or could it’ve been Kylie Jenner’s “wedding at the jazzercise studio” lewk? And I guess Khloé Kardashian and Kendall Jenner were there too. Whatever the reason, sources are saying Anna Wintour is over their asses.
Cole Sprouse Smoking Indoors During His “Call Her Daddy” Interview Gave People “The Ick”
On the newest episode of Call Her Daddy hosted by Alex Cooper (the Joe Rogan Experience for women who manifest), 30-year-old Cole Sprouse, star of The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (and, oh yeah, Riverdale), reflected on his career and personal life while polishing off cigarettes like a Vietnam vet recounting the war. After spilling about his mommy issues, being exploited by Disney, and losing his virginity at 14, people had one main takeaway. That Cole gave them “the ick.”
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Night Crumbs
On the day that voting for the Academy Awards closed, Michelle Yeoh shared a Vogue article about the Oscars race on her Instagram. That’s not a big deal, but part of the article got into the systematic racism at the Oscars and how Michelle’s biggest Best Actress competition Cate Blanchett already has two Oscars. The post has since been deleted, possibly because Michelle may have broken an Academy rule by mentioning Cate in a post. You know, this year’s Best Actress Oscar race is filled with drama from the Andrea Riseborough campaign escandalo to Michelle Williams being accused of category fraud to this. Meanwhile, some people haven’t really been following all the Best Actress drama because their brains are still stuck on the crazy fact that Ana de Armas was nominated for Blonde! – The Daily Beast
It’s not exactly fresh news that Julia Roberts was supposed to star in Shakespeare in Love in the early-90s and that she was extremely hard up for Daniel Day-Lewis to be her co-star (he wasn’t available). But now SIL producer Edward Zwick has spilled more details in an essay, writing that the casting of Julia Roberts proved to be a shit show that cost the studio $6 million. Julia did chemistry tests with several actors (Ralph Fiennes, Hugh Grant, Colin Firth, Sean Bean, and Jeremy Northam), but she wasn’t into any of them. And on the day she tested with Paul McGann, Edward said it became clear that Julia hardly worked on her British accent. Julia ended up quitting the movie the next morning, and as we know, Goopy Paltrow eventually played the role and won an Oscar for it. Whatever! Julia Roberts later showed those picky hos that she’s a master at accents by doing an impeccable Irish accent in Mary Reilly (read: the accent was such shit that I’m surprised Ireland didn’t declare war on us for it) – Variety
Cara Delevingne Says She Got Sober, And Those Airport Paparazzi Pics Were A Wake-Up Call
Cara Delevingne went through a rough time last year. In May, she made headlines for being Megan Thee Stallion’s “hype woman” at the Billboard Music Awards. In September, she was papped sans shoes, “behaving erratically” at Van Nuys Airport in LA. A week later, her buddy/Suicide Squad co-star, Margot Robbie, was photographed crying a few hours after visiting Cara’s house, presumably out of concern for her friend (although she later denied it). Then, a couple of weeks after that, Margot and Cara got into a physical altercation with paps in Argentina. Since then, we haven’t heard much from 30-year-old Cara. And now we know why. According to Page Six, Cara spent “some of December and most of January” at Utah’s Cirque Lodge rehab. And Cara opened up about getting sober for the April issue of Vogue. Damn, that’s a great way to hold yourself accountable. A post-rehab Vogue cover story! Too bad everyone in recovery doesn’t get one…
Madonna Justified Her Love For Boxer Josh Hopper By Sharing A Photo Of Them Kissing
Last week Madonna was accused of wasting our time by pretending to have a new boyfriend just to promote the guy’s gym. But just because Madonna can still do all her own stunts, that doesn’t mean she has to resort to them. According to The Daily Mail, recent Instagram activity has proven that last week’s monthly Boy Toy reveal was not a stunt as previously suspected and was, in fact, a genuine expression of true love and fidelity between the 64-year-old pop icon and 29-year-old boxing gym owner Josh Popper. Mr. Popper was originally hired to coach Madonna’s 17-year-old son David Banda in boxing, but now Mr. Popper’s duties have been extended to include kissing David’s mom on the mouth.
