Open Post: Hosted By The Little White Dog Who Had To Be Rescued After Going For A Solo Dip In The Pacific
Yeah, this Open Post could be about Chase McColl, the Long Beach, CA marine safety officer who heroically paddled out to rescue a dog from the clutches of the Pacific; but it’s probably more about Tofu (who’s been referred to as both a “he” and a “she” depending on the outlet, but it’s Women’s History Month, so “she” it is), the hot bitch who had no regard for her own mortality when she fled from citizens trying to round her up as she ran loose and waltzed right into the Pacific Ocean before realizing shit had gotten really real. Watch and learn, Demon Dog Ralphie!
Ariana Madix Speaks Out On The “Scandoval”
Two weeks after the Vanderpump Rules Scandoval affair scorched the Bravo-verse and caused Andy Cohen to prolapse with glee over all the attention, Ariana Madix has finally released a statement to share her side of their story. As those who care know, Ariana dumped her co-star/boyfriend of 9 years, Tom Sandoval, after discovering he was having a months-long affair with fellow VPR castmate Raquel Leviss. Both Tom and Raquel have already dropped standard apologies, and now Ariana is talking. Ariana, who deleted her Instagram Megan Fox-style after the news broke out, reactivated her account to share her side of the story and thank her friends, VPR castmates, and fans for the “outpouring of love and support.”
Whoopi Goldberg Apologizes Once Again For Something Controversial She Said On “The View”
Every now and then while watching The View, you may hear something other than ear-bleeding screeches that sound like Eagles being drowned in boric acid. And yes, I realize that takes away from the show’s infectious charm, but it’s a nice change of pace. Well, on yesterday’s episode, Whoopi Goldberg once again reminded us that sometimes things just fly out of her mouth at the most inopportune of times. But in this case, it was an outdated racial slur followed seconds later by a weird burp that Whoopi acknowledged as just a touch of gas.
Chris Appleton Confirms He’s “Very Much In Love” With Lukas Gage
There’s a good reason why you won’t see a triangle of sadness on Kim Kasdashian’s hairstylist’s face, and it has nothing to do with neurotoxin injections. Chris Appleton is in love and doesn’t care who knows it! In fact, he wants everyone to know it. While appearing on The Drew Barrymore Show, 39-year-old Chris couldn’t “help but to gush over his new relationship” with 27-year-old former tiny apartment dweller and actor Lukas Gage. Consummate multi-tasker that he is, Chris managed to synthesize his love for Lukas, smoothies, and cross-promotional sponcon in one fell swoop. And to think they said it wouldn’t last! Chris even shared an intimate snapshot from the couple’s recent Mexican vacation, in case Drew’s viewers missed it three weeks ago when Chris and Lukas debuted their partnership on Instagram.
Law Roach Responds To People Thinking His Retirement From Stylist Is Because Of A Feud With Zendaya
Law Roach has made a career out of dressing people up like animated mannequins for the better part of the last decade. And one of his most beloved creations is the real everywhere all at once, It Girl Zendaya. But recently, Law announced he’s tried of turning dismal ducklings into beautiful swans in expensive garments and decided it was time to “retire.” And some believe his announcement is tied to an incident that took place at the Louis Vuitton show in Paris earlier this month, which potentially caused a huge rift between him and Zendaya. But Law has set the record straight that he and Zendaya will always be BFFs and he also clarified his statements about “retiring” as well.
Drake Fans Are Pissed Over The Ticket Prices For His Tour With 21 Savage
Add another group of angry fans to the list of people who are shocked that late-stage capitalism has led to a monopoly over ticket sales and thus an ability to over-charge for concert tickets. But Taylor Swift‘s ticket snafu already led to Senate hearings, so the Drake fans will just have to be mad about it with no major political recompense. Fans are pissed that ticket prices for Drake’s new tour with 21 Savage are as much as $1000 a pop. I mean, this makes sense to me even outside of monopolistic corruption because Drake didn’t pay for that hideous multi-million-dollar mansion of his by charging two dollars for tickets and merchandise!