Open Post: Hosted By Ralphie The “Demon Dog” Of Niagara County
Anybody who truly loves dogs knows there’s no such thing as a “bad” dog. But yeah, some of them are real fucking assholes. And it sounds like Ralphie the French Bulldog is one of them. Ralphie, the so-called “demon dog” of the Niagara County SPCA, got his ass busted right back in the shelter two weeks after being adopted by someone who was warned about his shitty attitude in advance.
According to People, because Ralphie couldn’t keep it cute for more than a couple of days, he’s earned himself a six-week stint in reform school where he’ll be taught some goddamn manners the hard way — With high-value treats and lights out by six! And cuddles? Well he can forget about it until such time as he can keep his crooked ass canines to himself.
In their original adoption post, Ralphie was described as “a terror in a somewhat small package,” adding that they can usually write something positive, but in Ralphie’s case, they didn’t “actually have too many nice things to say.” Hopefully some time upstate will remind him how good freedom felt. Personally, I think Raphie needs a job where he can put his god-given talents to work. Send him to the Beverly Hills Police Department and put him on the Frenchie dog-napping task force! Those low-lifes won’t know what hit them once they get a load of Ralphie in an enclosed vehicle. And yes, of course ACAB would apply. Even to an adorable pup like Ralphie. He’s a bastard through and through; with or without a badge.