Category: Concert Drama

Kelsea Ballerini Was Struck In The Eye By A Flying Object While Performing Onstage

June 29, 2023 / Posted by:

The douchebag concert-goer strikes again! Entertainment Tonight says that while performing on stage at Outlaw Field at the Idaho Botanical Garden yesterday, singer Kelsea Ballerini was struck directly in the eye with a bracelet that was hurled at them mid-song, making her the latest victim on a growing list of artists getting assaulted on stage, along with Bebe Rexha who had a phone thrown at her face cause some asshole “thought it would be funny.” Then an even bigger asshole slapped crashed the stage at an Ava Max show and slapped her!

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Drake Fans Are Pissed Over The Ticket Prices For His Tour With 21 Savage

March 16, 2023 / Posted by:

Add another group of angry fans to the list of people who are shocked that late-stage capitalism has led to a monopoly over ticket sales and thus an ability to over-charge for concert tickets. But Taylor Swift‘s ticket snafu already led to Senate hearings, so the Drake fans will just have to be mad about it with no major political recompense. Fans are pissed that ticket prices for Drake’s new tour with 21 Savage are as much as $1000 a pop. I mean, this makes sense to me even outside of monopolistic corruption because Drake didn’t pay for that hideous multi-million-dollar mansion of his by charging two dollars for tickets and merchandise!

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Carlos Santana Is Doing Well After Collapsing Onstage From Dehydration And Heat Exhaustion

July 6, 2022 / Posted by:

Carlos Santana gave fans a scare last night when he collapsed on stage during a concert at the Pine Knob Music Theater in Clarkston, Michigan. TMZ reports that the 74-year-old guitar legend passed out 4 or 5 songs into the show, right when he was about to play a song called, “Joy”. Apparently, Carlos realized something was off, sat down in front of the drums, and then collapsed backward. EMTs rushed to help, and staff blocked him from the audience with a large black tarp. Carlos managed to regain consciousness before he was taken to ER, and waved to fans as he was wheeled off the stage. Later, he took to Facebook to explain that he was doing well, he just “forgot to eat and drink water, so I dehydrated and passed out.” A rep told TMZ that Carlos was “overtaken by heat exhaustion and dehydration.” To quote the opening lines of the Santana and Rob Thomas 1999 mega-hit, Smooth, “man, it’s a hot one!” So, you know, stay hydrated.

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Halsey Responded To Fans Who Walked Out Of Their Concert In Reaction To Pro-Choice Speech

June 30, 2022 / Posted by:

It’s been a few days since a room full of crusty, out-of-touch, mostly male dickbags who no one elected but get to keep their asses planted on the bench for as long as they’d like to fuck over as many women and minorities as they can during their lifelong tenures decided that individual states can decide what people with uteruses can do with their own bodies. Obviously, people have strong feelings about it, and Halsey has never been one to back away from making their stance on issues known. At Halsey’s concert on Sunday night, the singer made comments condemning the overturning of Roe vs. Wade, spurring some people to walk out. When Halsey was made aware of this, they basically said that these people can kick rocks.

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Travis Scott, Drake, Live Nation And More Have Been Named In A $750 Million Lawsuit Over The Astroworld Tragedy

November 17, 2021 / Posted by:

Over 100 lawsuits have been filed in the Astroworld tragedy that took the lives of 10 people, including a 9-year-old boy, and left hundreds injured after a crowd surge. And now, a $750 million lawsuit has been filed against Travis Scott, Drake, Live Nation, Apple Music (they livestreamed the show), and several other companies. The lawsuit has been filed on behalf of 125 Astroworld victims.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Rock Band Brass Against Apologizing For Their Frontwoman’s Golden Shower Show

November 15, 2021 / Posted by:

One rock singer took the “Go piss girl,” meme WAY too far. The band, Brass Against–who is a cover band that uses brass instruments–had to apologize after their lead singer, Sophia Urista, popped a squat on-stage and took a frothy piss all over a concert-goer’s eager face. More like Sophia URINE-ista, amiright?! WARNING: Golden showers ahead.

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