Category: True Love

Chris Appleton Confirms He’s “Very Much In Love” With Lukas Gage

March 16, 2023 / Posted by:

There’s a good reason why you won’t see a triangle of sadness on Kim Kasdashian’s hairstylist’s face, and it has nothing to do with neurotoxin injections. Chris Appleton is in love and doesn’t care who knows it! In fact, he wants everyone to know it. While appearing on The Drew Barrymore Show, 39-year-old Chris couldn’t “help but to gush over his new relationship” with 27-year-old former tiny apartment dweller and actor Lukas Gage. Consummate multi-tasker that he is, Chris managed to synthesize his love for Lukas, smoothies, and cross-promotional sponcon in one fell swoop. And to think they said it wouldn’t last! Chris even shared an intimate snapshot from the couple’s recent Mexican vacation, in case Drew’s viewers missed it three weeks ago when Chris and Lukas debuted their partnership on Instagram.

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Madonna Justified Her Love For Boxer Josh Hopper By Sharing A Photo Of Them Kissing

March 8, 2023 / Posted by:

Last week Madonna was accused of wasting our time by pretending to have a new boyfriend just to promote the guy’s gym. But just because Madonna can still do all her own stunts, that doesn’t mean she has to resort to them. According to The Daily Mail, recent Instagram activity has proven that last week’s monthly Boy Toy reveal was not a stunt as previously suspected and was, in fact, a genuine expression of true love and fidelity between the 64-year-old pop icon and 29-year-old boxing gym owner Josh Popper. Mr. Popper was originally hired to coach Madonna’s 17-year-old son David Banda in boxing, but now Mr. Popper’s duties have been extended to include kissing David’s mom on the mouth.

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Open Post: Hosted By Ben Affleck’s Valentine’s Day Gift To Jennifer Lopez

February 13, 2022 / Posted by:

Valentine’s Day is tomorrow and you know what that means…it’s time for Bennifer 1.0 to start stuntin’! Jennifer Lopez’s new film Marry Me is in theaters and to make sure people are aware of this mediocre event in filmmaking, JLo and Ben Affleck revealed Ben’s early Valentine’s present to his partner in papping. No, it wasn’t a $25 gift card to Dunkin’ Donuts. Ben created a personalized music video featuring pictures of the couple and set it to JLo’s new song “On My Way.” Nothing says true love like a PowerPoint slideshow!

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Shawn Mendes And Camila Cabello, Who Broke Up In November, Reconnected For A Pap Stroll With Their Dog

January 7, 2022 / Posted by:

Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello either have some final obligations to close out their relationship contract or maybe they’re back together since TMZ says that the couple was spotted on another of their walks, this time taking their dog Tarzan out for a stroll. Well, that’s a benefit to being the pup of a fame-obsessed duo, there’s always the opportunity for long pap-stroll walkies!

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46-Year-Old Ryan Seacrest’s New Piece Is 23-Year-Old Instagram Model Aubrey Paige

June 12, 2021 / Posted by:

Since 46-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio still sees 23-year-old Camila Morrone as his “dream girl” and she’s a year away from turning 25 (which will break the “dream girl” spell cast on him and he’ll immediately see her as a one-foot-in-the-grave old crone), model types looking for a multi-millionaire celebrity sugar daddy have to settle for DHgate versions of Leo, like 46-year-old diabolical creepy gnome Ryan Seacrest. (Although, the internet claims that Ryan Seacrest is worth $450 million while Leonardo DiCaprio is ONLY worth $260 million. The difference is obviously from the major bonus Ryan got from Satan for unleashing the Kardashians upon humanity.) And the latest 20-something model who is developing back problems by slouching low every time she’s photographed with Ryan is 23-year-old Aubrey Paige.

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Travis Barker Already Got Kourtney Kardashian’s Name Tattooed On His Body

April 10, 2021 / Posted by:

It’s been approximately nineteen seconds since the birth of KarBark (or it is BarkNey? BarkAshian?) and Travis Barker has already made the good decision to get Kourtney Kardashian’s name inked over his nipple knob area. I know, the real news here is that Travis actually found space on his body for another tattoo. “Yeah, and it just had to be over me. Fuck me,” said his nipple.

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