Category: True Love

Open Post: Hosted By Ben Affleck’s Valentine’s Day Gift To Jennifer Lopez

February 13, 2022 / Posted by:

Valentine’s Day is tomorrow and you know what that means…it’s time for Bennifer 1.0 to start stuntin’! Jennifer Lopez’s new film Marry Me is in theaters and to make sure people are aware of this mediocre event in filmmaking, JLo and Ben Affleck revealed Ben’s early Valentine’s present to his partner in papping. No, it wasn’t a $25 gift card to Dunkin’ Donuts. Ben created a personalized music video featuring pictures of the couple and set it to JLo’s new song “On My Way.” Nothing says true love like a PowerPoint slideshow!

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Shawn Mendes And Camila Cabello, Who Broke Up In November, Reconnected For A Pap Stroll With Their Dog

January 7, 2022 / Posted by:

Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello either have some final obligations to close out their relationship contract or maybe they’re back together since TMZ says that the couple was spotted on another of their walks, this time taking their dog Tarzan out for a stroll. Well, that’s a benefit to being the pup of a fame-obsessed duo, there’s always the opportunity for long pap-stroll walkies!

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46-Year-Old Ryan Seacrest’s New Piece Is 23-Year-Old Instagram Model Aubrey Paige

June 12, 2021 / Posted by:

Since 46-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio still sees 23-year-old Camila Morrone as his “dream girl” and she’s a year away from turning 25 (which will break the “dream girl” spell cast on him and he’ll immediately see her as a one-foot-in-the-grave old crone), model types looking for a multi-millionaire celebrity sugar daddy have to settle for DHgate versions of Leo, like 46-year-old diabolical creepy gnome Ryan Seacrest. (Although, the internet claims that Ryan Seacrest is worth $450 million while Leonardo DiCaprio is ONLY worth $260 million. The difference is obviously from the major bonus Ryan got from Satan for unleashing the Kardashians upon humanity.) And the latest 20-something model who is developing back problems by slouching low every time she’s photographed with Ryan is 23-year-old Aubrey Paige.

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Travis Barker Already Got Kourtney Kardashian’s Name Tattooed On His Body

April 10, 2021 / Posted by:

It’s been approximately nineteen seconds since the birth of KarBark (or it is BarkNey? BarkAshian?) and Travis Barker has already made the good decision to get Kourtney Kardashian’s name inked over his nipple knob area. I know, the real news here is that Travis actually found space on his body for another tattoo. “Yeah, and it just had to be over me. Fuck me,” said his nipple.

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Shawn Mendes Says That He And Camila Cabello Have Definitely Talked About Getting Engaged

December 5, 2020 / Posted by:

The last time we heard from Shawn MendesCamila Cabello, and their totally, like, forever love, they were trying to explain what looked like an exercise in performative somnambulation (which sounds way more interesting than what it was, which was a bored AF pap stroll to try and quell rumors that the searing passion that out-passioned Romeo and Juliet had tragically extinguished itself by an even crueler flog of fate). According to Entertainment Tonight, the fiery loin friction is still as on as ever and we can all heave a sigh of relief.

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A Demi Lovato Source Says Max Ehrich Knew Their Relationship Was Over Before It Went Public

September 28, 2020 / Posted by:

On Saturday Max Ehrich dropped the devastating bomb that he found out Demi Lovato dumped him through the tabloids. The 29-year-old singer/actor/Selena Gomez stan revealed this scintillating info on his Instagram stories. Demi’s camp soon responded, with a source telling People, “Demi made Max aware that the relationship was over and it was going to come out in the press.”

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