Night Crumbs

March 14, 2023 / Posted by:

While working a pair of blooming rose chichis of elegance at Vanity Fair’s Oscar party, Tessa Thompson told a reporter that in all her 39 years of life, she’s never eaten a hamburger and only recently had eggs for the first time and doesn’t think “they’re great.” The anti-Wimpy added that she’s not a vegetarian. This is a reminder that we’re all different people with different tastes. I mean, some people, like Tessa, have never had a hamburger in their mouth, and some of us have never had the tongues of Rita Ora and Taika Waititi in our mouth at the same time  – Entertainment Tonight

Meanwhile, on Oscars night, Vanessa Hudgens and Austin Butler did the bland exes reboot of the iconic moment when Jessica Lange mistook Lea Michele for a wall at an event – Lainey Gossip

Tilda Swinton will wear the entire uncomfortable carcass of an alien to an event in the name of FASHUN but tell her she must wear a mask on a film set to protect others, and she’ll say, “No, no, too far,” even after a case of long COVID fucked with her – Celebitchy

Nico Tortorella is now somebody’s parent – People

Sad news for those out there who still watch Dancing with Whoever Needs A Check, you will no longer feel glitter dust tickle your eyeballs every time dancer Mark Ballas whips his luxurious mane around because he’s jazz walking away from the show after 15 years – SOW

Shakira recently broke 14 more Guinness World Records, and it wasn’t for the most days spent pissing off the Spanish Tax Man or for the most wild boars fought off during a robbery. Shakira got those records for her Gerard Pique diss track – Entertainment Weekly

Law Roach, stylist to Zendaya and Celine Dion, has dramatically announced that he’s exiting the styling game because of politics, lies, and “false narratives.” Law didn’t explain. Many on Twitter speculate (four words that translate to “don’t take this fucking seriously”) that Law’s sudden “retirement” from styling has to do with a video of him arriving at Louis Vuitton’s show in Paris with Zendaya last week only to discover that they didn’t have a seat for him in the front row. GASP!

Honestly, that whole place should’ve been burnt down to the ground for not providing a front row seat to former America’s Next Top Model judge Law Roach! I don’t know if that was actually the reason why Law decided to stop being a stylist, but I do know that everyone should start working on their “oh so surprised” faces for when he announces that he only meant “retiring” in a Cher kind of way.

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