We all have our food-based guilty pleasures. I, for one, enjoy candy corn. It tastes like congealed sugar, but that’s part of its disgusting charm. Other people pop green olives like they’re M&Ms. It’s not our place to judge what someone else consumes. Well, sometimes, anyway! People are questioning if we should more rigidly define what a “snack” is after seeing a Toronto Maple Leaf fan’s choice: licorice dipped in mayonnaise.

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Twitter continues to be a shitshow. After purchasing the third-tier social platform for $44 billion and quickly setting the advertiser program on fire, Elon Musk has been scrambling to find a way to monetize the site. His beef with the “blue checks” of Twitter, who constantly made fun of him in front of their millions of followers simply forced him to remove the verification tag and make everyone pay for it. Unfortunately, Elon’s masterful gambit didn’t work because, on top of the popular people being very vocal about how dumb his reasoning for removing the checks were, they also decided not to shell out $8 bucks for the modern version of the scarlet letter. Unable to handle being “owned” so publicly, the business titan has begun to pay for celebrities’ Twitter Blue subscriptions. The reaction to the reinstated tags has mainly been terrible.

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For those of us with pets, going to the vet can be a traumatic event for everyone involved. For the pet, they don’t know why they’ve been transported to the cold, sterile medical office at the strip mall. For the human, putting a cat in a cat carrier is close to a Sisyphean task. But sometimes, it can be funny. Veterinarian Dr. Zonram Liao shared a video of his remedy for a cat who had just eaten a lily. The cat was…perplexed.

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With a new film out, Ben Affleck is visiting all the biggest talk shows and podcasts to promote the amazing and groundbreaking talent that is his wife, Jennifer Lopez. I mean, what’s the point of talking about some dumb movie about Air Jordans when you can wax poetic about the woman who sang the timeless hit Let’s Get Loud? On The Drew Barrymore Show, Ben chatted with Drew to tell us that his wife is a super hot 10 and, not only that, but she can eat whatever she wants. Right now, Dunkin’ execs are in the middle of an emergency meeting because they might be losing their #1 fan to JLo!

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