Rick Fox, a man of many talents. Basketball. Looking handsome. Extra special guest judge of drag queen competition shows. And now, apparently, part-time publicist to the stars! Well, stars-slash-Presidential candidates-slash-Twitter nuisances. Kanye West has had the type of career that would make one fully understand why a publicist would quit, but that’s not to say Kanye’s publicist did quit. All we know is that Kanye’s friend Rick Fox has kindly stepped in to play publicist for his friend Kanye, and he’s here to let us all know that Twitter had grounded Kanye for 12 hours.
These past few months have been so terrible that I would consider trying a little sip of antifreeze just so I could feel something other than constant dread, despair, and rage so you bet your ass I’d be willing to chug down one of Red Lobster’s latest concoctions which just so happens to resemble antifreeze. Introducing the Dew Garita! What’s in it you ask? Well, it’s pretty obvious— Mountain Dew and Garita!
Cat Cora Filed A Restraining Order Against Her Ex-Wife For Allegedly Trying To Making Her Life A Living Hell
Currently, there are several celebrity divorce fights going on that the Department of Transportation has their eyes on since they’re certified train wrecks (see: Brangelina’s, Jaime King’s, Dr. Dre’s, etc…). But one would hope that after the court punches the divorce papers with a FINALIZED stamp, everyone would put down their shanks and go to their separate corners. Well, Cat Cora’s fucked-up relationship with her ex-wife, Jennifer Cora, might be the Messy Ghost of Relationship With Your Ex Yet To Come for those couples. Because Cat Cora, from Food Network’s Iron Chef America, wants a restraining order against Jennifer Cora. Cat claims that Jennifer is a nightmare bigger than getting ostrich as the secret ingredient on Iron Chef.
Nicki Minaj has faced many confrontations in her life, from Cardi B’s footwear to the laws of physics to those pesky laws that keep her husband from liking her Instagram posts, but for two years she’s been deep in a battle against singer, songwriter, and vehicular speed specialist Tracy Chapman. Nicki tried to sample music and lyrics from Tracy’s 1988 song, “Baby Can I Hold You,” for a song called “Sorry.” Tracy refused to sign off on the sample, and accused Nicki of stealing, which created a legal mess for both of them. But, a judge recently decided that Nicki wasn’t breaking any kind of copyright infringement laws when she sampled Tracy’s song.
Czech Immigrant Ivana Trump Is Being Called A Bigot After She Echoed Donald Trump’s Views On Immigrants
Donald Trump’s ex-wife Ivana Trump is being labeled as a bigot after a recent appearance on the British chat show Loose Women. Ivana, an immigrant to the United States, said among other things, that immigrants come here to steal and rape women. Now before you rush to judgment, know that she was working on very little sleep. Maybe she was talking about Donald. After all, she had to get up hours before the interview to do her hair and makeup after having had a sleeping pill chased with a little chardonnay as a midnight snack. But more likely, just like everything else that bears the Trump name, Ivana proved, once again, that no matter how much you buff it, wax it, or plate it with gold, we’re still just looking at a quivering monument to racism, narcissism and greed with too many teeth. And yes I am including the steaks. It says so right there on the label “may contain teeth.”
Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton are clearly in love, or something, and have been shoving that down our throats for years now. These two will probably, maybe, get married at some point, but in the meantime, they are still sharing their pure love with us. And that’s what Gwen did last night, except she also used the opportunity to pull an “I Don’t Know Her” on her cheating ex-husband Gavin Rossdale by doing the Instagram version of cutting out Gavin’s face from a picture and pasting Blake’s over it. The definition of petty just bowed down to Gwen Stefani.