In Poor Hygiene News: Nearly Half Of Americans Say They Don’t Change Their Underwear Every Day

/ August 17, 2019

“Aren’t there more important things to be researching and worrying about seeing as the world is burning down both figuratively and literally,” some of you may be asking after reading that post title? No! This is vital news. It means that it’s not just me! I kid! Really. The Daily News reports that a recent survey showed that ½ of Americans don’t change their drawers every day.

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Heather Locklear Pleaded No Contest To Battery And Has Been Sentenced To A Mental Health Facility

/ August 17, 2019

Heather Locklear, 57, has been spiraling for a while now, but her bottom might have been hit last year. Two separate incidents (one in February and one in June) found her reportedly drunk off her ass and trying to MMA- fight the cops and EMTs. Heather reportedly went to rehab in March, recently went BACK to rehab in May, and has now pleaded “no contest” to battery charges. The court is sending her to a mental health facility. This is going to make a HELLUVA sequence in Heather’s eventual Lifetime bio. I hope she plays herself because we need her on TV again.

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Jay-Z’s NFL Deal Includes Majority Ownership In A Team

/ August 17, 2019

Hip-Hop’s first billionaire Jay-Z recently inking a deal with the NFL to run the Super Bowl Half Time Show and help them look like they care about social justice included him taking “significant ownership interest” in one of the teams, according to TMZ. Please let it be the New England Patriots because that will really rile up the remaining racists in Southie.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

/ August 17, 2019

Malinda Herman, the Chihuahua serenader!

Whenever I open up the sound hole of doom below my nose to warble out a song, my Chihuahua also closes his eyes. But he closes his eyes to pray for the Grim Reaper’s cold embrace to envelope him and rescue him and his delicate ears from the nightmare tornado of pain whirling out of my mouth. But when Malinda Herman’s beloved Chi closes his eyes as she’s singing, he drifts off to a soothing wonderland where he lays on a sumptuous hammock made from the soft musical notes dancing out of his human’s mouth. Malinda Herman IS the Pied Piper of Chihuahuas (but without all the creepiness).

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Birthday Sluts

/ August 17, 2019
Belinda Carlisle (61)
Lil Pump (19)
Gracie Gold (24)
Taissa Farmiga (25)
Austin Butler (28)
Rachel Hurd-Wood (29)
Lil B (30)
Brady Corbet (31)
Bryton James (33)
Giuliana Rancic (45)
Donnie Wahlberg (50)
Helen McCrory (51)
David Conrad (52)Pic: Capitol Music Group
Gilby Clark (57)
Sue Hawk (58)
Sean Penn (59)
Rick Hilton (64)
Judith Regan (66)
Kevin Rowland of Dexys Midnight Runners (66)
Julian Fellows (70)
Martha Coolidge (73)
Larry Ellison (75)
Robert De Niro (76)
Maureen O’Hara (1920-2015)
Mae West (1893-1980)
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