Abandoned Couch Is September’s Hot Slut Of The Month!

October 9, 2008 / Posted by:

Not since international supermodel Phoebe Price, has an inanimate object from the streets of Los Angeles captured your votes to become Hot Slut of the Month! I mean, a fucking abandoned couch!

Anyway, Abanonded Couch received 50% of your votes and beat out a bunch of bitches who don’t really matter right now. I hope AC goes into an Olan Mills studio soon, because I’m sick of seeing the same picture of it!

Thanks to all you stoners who voted!

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53 responses to “Abandoned Couch Is September’s Hot Slut Of The Month!”

  1. loozer says:

    Abandoned Couch for President!!

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    I didn’t say she was dead, I said I killed her.

  2. Mysmichelle says:

    Yup, stoners unite……..we love our couches

  3. JeffreyDahmer says:

    I voted for Billy Mays.

  4. spankypants says:

    A round of Febreze for everybody!

  5. jim says:

    CAN THE ABONDENED CHAIR DOWN THE STREET FROM MY OFFICE BE THE ‘HOT SLUT OF THE WEEK”????

  6. The C word says:

    WTG Chester Field!

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  7. Salem13 says:

    THIS IS BULLSHIT! WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY VOTE FOR BILL MAYS!! 🙁

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    So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain

  8. day shift stripper says:

    I was stoned when I voted, but it didn’t affect my vote!

    Abandoned Couch/Spaghetti Cat ’08.

    FTP: Fuck That Puto!

    http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony

  9. ILovePapaSmurf says:

    VICTORY! VICTORY! VICTORY!
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    “Her voice sounds like a goat in heat…” – Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).

  10. kdracofan says:

    Cool. Glat it won AGAIN. lol

  11. christine the hoff says:

    allrite, that bitch is slamming hot!

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    Amen, Motherfucker.

  12. luscious_t says:

    Oh MK, you know me so well! 🙂

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    ~~~McCain/Palin dance around the issues so much they’ve become the next Fred & Ginger~~~

    ***I’m a proud SP!***
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  13. letinstar says:

    i would love to see the couch give a victory speech…
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    i will pineapple slap your ascot
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  14. Momus the Sarcastic says:

    WTG AC!!!!!

    MK needs to adopt AC and give it a good home.

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  15. Stock Broker says:

    I’m still waiting for the Abandoned Couch sex tape…it’s suppose to be 3 way with the recliner and ottoman.

  16. soul says:

    I VOTED FOR BILLY MAYS
    but you know how couches bribe votes with all that soft cushion…:O

  17. bethany0403 says:

    I call bullshit! Rupert the minature deer should have been eligble if a stupid couch can be eligble. He was an icon to all minature deer everywhere and should be able to take his rightful place to hot slut of the month. I am saddened to see his memory tarnished in such a way. How quickly we were to forget how this tiny piece of goodness made us all feel. Not only did he make my black heart sing, he also brough a smile to my bi-polar friend’s face.

    RIP Rupert the true hot slut of the month!

  18. Toonkinstein says:

    ….so what’s the vote mean? Is the abondoned couch the new president then? Can I get tickets to the inauguration?
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    Why be difficult when I was voted “Most Likely to be Impossible” in grade school.

  19. missy says:

    HAHAHAAA!!

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    Fuck ‘Em If They Can’t Take A Joke

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  20. DebFrmHell says:

    A real hero wins the Hot Babe of the month!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Shadow was the best doggie boy ever…10/08/08

  21. Momus the Sarcastic says:

    Submitted by Stock Broker on October 9, 2008 – 4:01pm.
    I’m still waiting for the Abandoned Couch sex tape…it’s suppose to be 3 way with the recliner and ottoman.

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    Is lots of leather, pleather, or naugahyde involved?

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  22. xxyxz says:

    Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 9, 2008 – 4:10pm.

    we are asking that all doggie avvies are taken down asap!

    LoLo is trying to feed KD’s poor pup breast milk

    🙂

    P.S I’m kidding! (about taking down the avie)

    LoLo really IS trying to give away breas tmilk though

  23. The C word says:

    Submitted by DebFrmHell on October 9, 2008 – 4:10pm.
    A real hero wins the Hot Babe of the month!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Hi Deb,
    I heard about your puppy…so, so sorry.

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  24. speakit says:

    whatever.. now it’ll think it’s hawt shit, get reupholstered, new legs, some fancy throw cushions, prolly have a hideaway bed installed and all we’ll have is another attn hor.

  25. Dj Tenn. says:

    Spaghetti Cat has found the perfect match in abandoned couch, could these 2 share the throne as hot babes of the year ?

    I agree with above posts, Rupert the tiny day old deer should have been nominated posthumously

    Viva Abandoned Couch , a REAL American Maverick!!

    “It costs alotta money to look this cheap”-Dolly Parton

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