Move over, 2015. 2023 is here, and gender reveal parties are still happening! And who better to extravagantly tell the world what color onesie the baby will wear for the first five years of its life than Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker? Instead of using a sign at a concert to announce whether or not the baby will play with trucks or dolls, the couple posted a video of the gender reveal on Instagram.
CNN says that the El Dorado fires in San Bernardino County in Southern California have now scorched more than 10,574 acres of land since Saturday and is 16% contained. Luckily this fire was started for a very good reason: Someone needed to reveal their new baby’s gender! Sadly, and not surprisingly, this isn’t the first time that a fire broke out over some idiot wanting to let people know what kind of genitals their newborn kid will have.
During simpler times in early March, Katy Perry dramatically announced in a music video that she and Orlando Bloom are expecting a baby. Katy and Orly recently let us know that she’s having a girl on Instagram and that announcement is 100% less dramatic but 100% more gross. Personally, I miss the days of seeing Orlando’s banana boat roaming free atop the high seas. Now we get updates on their soon-to-be newborn via pictures of daddy wearing too much clothing.
YouTuber Paige Ginn did what YouTubers exist to do: get attention for doing stupid shit. Paige took on gender reveals by farting out colored gas in a video. And it looks like a Smurf blew smoke up her ass, because she farted out a blue (for boy) fart.