Hot Slut Of The Day!

/ December 5, 2022

Buxton, the golden retriever who may also be the Captain of Noise Patrol!

Newsweek has pointed me to a TikTok that is feel-good material for anyone whose nerves are splintered by the sound of a squeaky toy. Because TikToker @naomiblk1 may have caught the moment when one of her golden retrievers pulled some “um, it’s quiet time” shit on his dog sister, who obviously didn’t care that it was 10:43 at night and kept acting a loud mess!

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Birthday Sluts

/ December 5, 2022
Margaret Cho (54)
Maddie Poppe (25)
Frankie Muniz (37)
Lauren London (38)
Keri Hilson (40)
Gabriel Luna (40)
Jessica Pare (42)
Nick Stahl (43)
Amy Acker (46)
Paula Patton (47)
Shalom Harlow (49)
Kali Rocha (51)
Michel’le (52)

Pic: Kaitlin Perry/Margaret Cho

Lynne Ramsay (53)
Lisa Marie (54)
Gary Allan (55)
John Rzeznik (57)
Brian Backer (66)
Morgan Brittany (71)
Jim Messina (75)
Jose Carreras (76)
Joan Didion (1931-2021)
Gregory Tyree Boyce (1989-2020)
Little Richard (1932-2020)
Walt Disney (1901-1966)
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Open Post: Hosted By The “Reckless Driver” Dog Of Texas

/ December 4, 2022

We’ve all been involved in some sort of fender bender. Usually, the person at fault is a distracted driver who’s on the phone or is eating a McMuffin with one hand and holding jumbo 7-11 coffee in the other. However, a recent accident in the parking lot of a Walmart couldn’t be blamed on a distracted driver. The figure behind the wheel of this particular incident was a character who couldn’t even hold a cup, much less legally drive a car: a dog! Hard to sue for damages when the only compensation you’ll likely get is a bowl of Purina puppy chow.

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T.J. Holmes Allegedly Cheated On His Wife With A “Good Morning America” Producer Before The Amy Robach Scandal

/ December 4, 2022

Every day we discover a new heinous crime committed by Good Morning America’s T.J. Holmes. The scandal that rocked the morning meemaw gossip circles continues to merrily chug along. If you’ve not been invited to the GMA text chat and don’t know what a T.J. Holmes or an Amy Robach is, they’re two morning hosts who got caught “getting cozy” with each other and not with the people they were married to. Their affair has been the biggest thing to hit morning show news since we “shockingly” discovered that Matt Lauer was an asshole. Now that everyone knows that T.J. and Amy are rotten cheaters, some super sleuths have uncovered more of T.J.’s dirty laundry. Before Amy sashayed into the picture, T.J. was allegedly doing the nasty with one of GMA’s producers for at least three years. How many horny marathons did this guy run?

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Birthday Sluts

/ December 4, 2022
Jeff Bridges (73)
Jin (30)
Nafessa Williams (33)
Orlando Brown (35)
Dree Hemingway (35)
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro (37)
Lila McCann (41)
Tyra Banks (49)
Nikki Tyler (50)
Kevin Sussman (52)
Jay-Z (53)

Pic: Hulton Archive/Getty Images>

Fred Armisen (56)
Chelsea Noble (58)
Marisa Tomei (58)
Cassandra Wilson (67)
Tony Todd (68)
Gary Rossington (71)
Patricia Wettig (71)
Pamela Stephenson (73)
Gemma Jones (80)
Wink Martindale (89)
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Open Post: Hosted By Hellmann’s Asking You To Put Mayo In Your Eggnog

/ December 3, 2022

Hot on the hells (typo and it stays) of Lindsay Lohan and Pepsi trying to make Milk Pepsi happen (very fetch), Hellmann’s have come up with their own holiday abomination. If you thought your eggnog was missing that special something, grab some room-temperature mayonnaise and throw a glob of it into your nog! If this is what bringing out the best means to Hellmann’s, I might have to switch condiment providers.

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