Despite all the cons of getting older, the birthday party is one of the best things about adding another year to your life. Forcing a group of Chili’s servers to sing a knock-off version of Happy Birthday to me while I blow out a candle on a crumbling molten lava cake? Perfection. But some birthdays are better than others. To make retired college dean and dog lover Dr. Robert Moore’s Big 100 extra special, his family devised a cunning plan: host a dog parade!

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After getting hit with a surprise divorce papers in early May, Kevin Costner is going through the traditional messy drama ritual that every celebrity must go through when splitting with their partner. First, there’s speculation that his estranged wife, Christine Baumgartner, is leaving because Kevin is a serial cheater. Then Christine decided she’s not leaving their house despite whatever a silly prenup says. Then some vague news surfaced that Kevin’s ex-tenant, Daniel Starr, was kicked out because of some fight between the Yellowstone star and David that involved Christine. Now Christine is airing out all the details behind how Kevin spends his paychecks, presumably to receive better spousal support. She’s after that Waterworld money!

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Oh, how the mighty B has fallen! In the span of only a few years, Bethenny Frankel has gone from getting paid to fight with the Real Housewives Of New York on our TV screens to now fighting with random people on social media for free. Bethenny posted a video on her Instagram showing off her supersized, meaty engagement ring from her fiancé Paul Bernon, which, in these trying times when buying eggs makes you look like a high roller, nobody wants to see that shit! But no matter how many people called out Bethenny’s tone-deaf post, she didn’t want to hear that shit.

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Leave it to the French to turn a PG-13 into X-rated filth! THINK OF LE CHILDREN! The tagline on the French poster for Barbie reads, “Elle peut tout faire. Lui, c’est juste Ken,” which apparently translates to “She can do everything. He’s just Ken.” Nothing sucio about that, but “Ken” is French slang for fuck, so it can read, “She can do everything. He just knows how to fuck.” We all know that Ken is a fuckboi, but we thought he was a fuckboi who can’t really fuck since he has no genitals. Unless he’s got a retractable dick like a cat. Or maybe one of Ken’s accessories is a strap-on. I mean, that wouldn’t be totally crazy since he did come with a cock ring once   – HuffPo

At the London premiere of Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One, Tom Cruise didn’t even try, but Rebecca Ferguson made the late Vivienne Westwood proud by looking like a bedraggled Victorian bride ghost – Lainey Gossip 

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This week tech billionaires Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg got bored of making the internet a worse place and challenged one another to a cage fight. And while you’d think these two would be too busy running their companies into the ground to take off for this catfight, the only thing that’s supposedly holding up the scrimmage is the height and weight difference between the two rivals.

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