Paris Hilton has the ultimate accessory of a new baby friend she can tote around now, so I’d imagine her menagerie of pets just hasn’t been getting out of the closet their dog mansion as much as they once had. But, her long-haired chihuahua, Harajuku Bitch, escaped this mortal plane to join Paris’ most famous pup, Tinkerbell, in the big purse in the sky. Harajuku was 23. 

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Beyoncé and Jay-Z are reportedly the owners of the most expensive house in California after they paid $200 million (IN CASH!) for a modest abode in Malibu. Sadly, Blue Ivy Carter may have to share a room because the prison-ass-looking house is ONLY 40,000 square feet and sits on 8 acres. And I know they say that Bey-Z paid cash, but I’m guessing that negotiations went more like this: “We’ll trade you that little house for two floor seats to the Renaissance tour since $200 million is about the going rate for those tickets.” – Dirt

That loud cheering sound you hear is from fans of TRUE LOVE (or from The International Gold Diggers Society) because Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez are engaged. QUICK, Lauren, start posing and pouting so you can distract Jeff with your potent beauty and glamour, and he’ll forget about a pesky little called a “prenup” – People

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Last week, Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav gave a commencement speech at Boston University and wished their 2023 graduates the best of luck. Now, David graduated from Boston University, so he probably thought he was going to get embraced with a bunch of “welcome backs,”  but instead, he got hit with a wave of BOOS. In the wake of the ongoing writers’ strike over ongoing labor disputes between Hollywood’s writers vs. big studios and streamers (i.e. Disney, Netflix, Warner Bros.), Boston University’s class of 2023 put the BU alum on blast during his speech by collectively chanting, “pay your writers!” While they were at it, they should’ve followed up with, “And fuck you for trying to make ‘Max‘ happen!“

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Julia Fox is a verifiable boob magician (a “titgician,” if you will) at this point, wearing confusing look after confusing look where they’re one sneeze away from freedom, all in a bid to miraculously extend the 15 minutes she was granted after strangely pronouncing the name of a movie she was in (“UNCUH JAMS”) and valiantly rescuing Kim Kardashian from Kanye West by “dating” him. She recently sawed them in half with whatever fug dress she wore with bootleg kabuki makeup at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, and on Sunday, she set the titty free by wearing a completely see-through glass-look top at the Cannes Film Festival Art of Elysium 25th anniversary party.  

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I hope Nick Cannon takes a very much-needed break from baby-making for the next few years because he has way too many children. And I know he still wants us to believe that these kids aren’t taking a toll on his mental health, but we all see it is because he looks and sounds crazy as cat shit. But the one thing Nick really wants you to understand is he’s very rich, and he doesn’t adhere to the parameters of child support like poor people. Because all of his children’s mothers must have the same ringtone, T.I.’s Whatever You Like, since instead of getting courts involved with unnecessary legal drama, Nick admits he gives his ladies whatever they want as long as it makes sense to him.

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