Braden Wallake is the CEO of HyperSocial, a marketing services firm in Columbus, Ohio. Mashable reports that recently, Braden laid off a few of his employees. This made him sad. So sad that he actually shed tears. But it’s what Braden did next that made him go viral: he posted a crying selfie on LinkedIn and wrote about how guilty he felt: “Days like today, I wish I was a business owner that was only money driven and didn’t care about who he hurt along the way. But I’m not.” Braden says that he just wants people to see that not every CEO is cold-hearted. Exactly! Some are emotionally manipulative doofuses who get off on playing the victim.
And by “figure out what to do,” I mean that producers and executives are researching the strongest earplugs on the market because they’re going to need some to protect their hearing from Sharon Osbourne letting out a high-pitched screech when they fire her.
It’s been about a week-and-a-half since Sharon Osbourne became the Meghan McCain of The Talk, complete with an ensemble courtesy of Nordstrom’s line of clown clothes, when she lost it after her co-hosts, Sheryl Underwood and Elaine Welteroth, questioned her for supporting her friend Piers Morgan as he’s accused of racist harassment. Sharon went into full defensive mode, became the victim, cried at Sheryl to “educate” her, and actually said to Sheryl,” And don’t try and cry because if anyone should be crying, it should be me!” The Talk immediately went on hiatus to “investigate” that mess, and well, I’ve got sad news for the two people who actually watch that show. The Talk is taking another week off to deal with the problem that is Sharon Osbourne.
Lori Loughlin Got Two Months In Prison While Mossimo Giannulli Got Five Months For Their Roles In The College Admissions Scandal
As expected, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli were sentenced today after someone shot them up with a potent load of common sense and they reversed their not guilty pleas and finally took a plea deal for charges they faced for paying $500,000 to get their daughters, Olivia Jade Giannulli and Isabella Rose Giannulli, into USC by passing them off as rowing stars even though if you asked them about rowing, they’d say, “Isn’t that the Olsens fashion line?” As part of their plea deal, both Lori and Mossimo pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit wire and mail fraud (and Mossimo also pleaded guilty to an additional charge of honest services wire and mail fraud). Lori agreed to serve two months in the clink and Mossimo agreed to five months, but ultimately their fate was up to a judge. If you were hoping that the judge would fart on the plea deals and give them LIFE in a maximum-security prison, you’re going to be disappointed. Because the judge accepted their plea deals.
Ryan Murphy’s Feud: Bette and Joan aired in 2017 and there hasn’t been a second season. The second season was supposed to be about the fall of the marriage between Prince Charles (played by Matthew Goode) and Princess Diana (played by Rosamund Pike), but that idea was tossed into the dumpster after FX felt the material wasn’t right. There have been no plans for a second season, but Andre Leon Talley just dropped the perfect Feud into Ryan’s lap. Feud: Andre Leon Talley vs. Anna Wintour starring Titus Burgess as ALT and Sarah Paulson as Anna Wintour! Or a pair of extra demonic-looking Blue Blockers in a Dutch Boy wig as Anna Wintour.
Andre Leon Talley’s memoir, The Chiffon Trenches, comes out in September and The Daily Mail got an EXCLUSIVO first look at it. In it, ALT praises Anna for turning him into a fashion star, but writes that if Anna had a Grindr account, her profile would read: No fats! No olds! No losers! Because he says that when he got too old, too overweight, and too uncool (copyright: Jennifer Aniston) for her, she banished him from her inner circle. And there’s a very good reason why ALT always looks like he’s on his way to his own graduation. He’s got his Ph.D. in reading and shows it off by reading Anna Wintour in his memoir.
In Woe Is Me news, convicted rapist Harvey Weinstein is begging for the shortest prison sentence possible because of all of the sad things which have befallen him. I know, the blowback from being a sexual predator for decades is rough. Oh yes, don’t shed a tear for all of the victims of Harvey’s, shed a tear for the monster rapist whose life is shit due to him being a monster rapist.
Tanya McDowell is the black mother who was convicted of larceny charges related to sending her kid to the wrong school district, while they were homeless, and was sentenced to 5 years. Well, if Tonya wanted to avoid that sentence she should’ve been born a famous white millionaire actress named Felicity Huffman, because Felicity will spend no more than two weeks in the clink for using her sofa change ($15,000) to buy her daughter a better SAT score to get into a fancier college.