Brad Thinks That What Jennifer Did Was Really Uncool

November 13, 2008 / Posted by:

In a case a Brangaloonie glamoured you into forgetting what Jenny Aniston said about Saint Angie in Vogue, click here to get caught up.

The Chicago Sun-Times says that Brad Pitt rang up his ex-wife to whine to her about the shit she said in Vogue. Jenny even told the magazine that she had complete admiration for Brad, but he still had to interrupt her daily faux wedding with her cats to bitch about it.

A source said that Brad and Angie were “totally thrown” by the interview and thought she had ‘‘moved on … and wouldn’t want to reopen this old wound.”

Jen’s spokesbitch only said, ”That’s personal information. … That really is no one’s business.” The spokesbitch went on to say, “…..But you can read all about in Jen’s next interview.”

You know, Brad cheating on Jen was very uncool. And Saint Angie opening up her ass lips about it was uncool too. AND Brad calling up to cry about Jen’s uncool statement is even more uncool. Brad and Angie need to take their collective uncoolness, mold it into a stick and take turns shoving it up both of their asses.

If you’ll excuse me, I’m off to find a True Blood vampire to glamour me into removing the word “uncool” permanently from my vocabulary.

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