Category: Ozzy Osbourne

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne Tell Trump To Stop Using His Music

June 28, 2019 / Posted by:

Specifically, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne want Donald Trump to stop using the song “Crazy Train” as they want nothing to do with his messiness or politics in general, even if “Crazy Train” is a perfect song for Trump’s rallies. But although Ozzy may have bitten the head off a bat, he’s not into Trump’s brand of crazy. Sharon also knows that Trump wouldn’t make it past the first round of Charm School so there’s no way he’s allowed to us their music. He’s no Pumkin!

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A Bad Manicure Almost Killed Ozzy Osbourne

November 30, 2018 / Posted by:

Considering he has led a life that involved taking a chomp out of a bat and not exactly always being the best-behaved husband to Sharon Osbourne, I figured if Ozzy Osbourne ever died it’d be in some wacko reason – likely caused by Sharon or that bat’s offspring in a quest of Kill Bill revenge. Alas, Ozzy has trucked along for a while, but he did have a life-threatening scare recently – caused by the neighborhood manicurist.

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Sharon Osbourne Says She And Ozzy Only Get Busy On The Holidays

September 25, 2018 / Posted by:

I can’t be sure, but based on Sharon Osbourne’s recent confession about her sex life, I want to believe Ozzy Osbourne is leaning in and asking: “Oi Sharaaaan, I heard it’s National Punctuation Day. So can I comma in your colon tonight or what?

Things appear to be getting back to normal on The Talk after the drama of Julie Chen’s recent exit, and by “normal,” I of course mean diving into the deep end of Sharon’s personal life with her husband.

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Jack Osbourne And His Wife Split Up Three Months After Their Third Kid Was Born

May 19, 2018 / Posted by:

Dirty diapers are a known killer of marriages. Child of celebrity and former reality TV moppet Jack Osbourne, 32, and his wife Lisa, 31, are divorcing. The Blast reports that Lisa filed on Friday and cited “irreconcilable differences” as the reason. At least she was gracious and didn’t just type “in-laws.” Seriously, imagine having to hang out with that family? Sister Kelly Osbourne’s overly mouthy, you can’t understand a word father Ozzy Osbourne says, and family matriarch Sharon Osbourne sent feces to the people she doesn’t like via the US Postal Service. Scratch that. Hanging with Sharon might be fun. She seems feisty.

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