I hope he packed his Souljagame because Soulja Boy is going to be spending the next several months in jail. After getting arrested on a probation violation in early April, Soulja was being held without bail. That “without bail” is now “without question” and he’s going to be in lock up for 240 days.
Soulja Boy’s home was burglarized Monday night to the tune of over $600,00 ($500,000 jewelry and $100,000 cash), which is too bad because he’s currently in jail for weapon violations after police paid him a visit for online threats and holding a woman against her will. So really this couldn’t have happened to a better guy! And it turns out the thieves are about as good at making decisions as well as Soulja Boy is. They went on his Instagram live to brag about their burglary skills.
It was just last month when Soulja Boy got arrested for violating his extended probation for some firearms charges from eight years ago. After Soulja made some threats online and allegedly held a woman he was seeing against her will, the cops paid him a visit and found a firearm, which was a probation violation, so he was taken to jail. He was arrested, but released that same day, just in time for an appearance at a Clippers game.
But now he’s back in jail, and luckily for him since he seems to love jail, he doesn’t have to worry about getting released and leaving the warm embrace of monochrome gray decor, thin bed mattresses, and orange jumpsuits, because the judge has decided Soulja can stay.
Just in case you were wondering, Soulja Boy is still the Mayor and sole occupant of DummyTown. It hasn’t been that long since he made some very bad career decisions such as impersonating the neighborhood crackhead during an interview with The Breakfast Club or redefining true love by snatching up Mother of the Year Black Chyna and making her his lady for all of five minutes before moving on. But in addition to these productive life goals, Soulja Boy also enjoys the excitement of being handcuffed and taken to a place where spitting bars gets replaced with prison bars, because he’s been arrested again on a charge he’s all too familiar with.
That was fast. It was only a week ago that we posted about how Blac Chyna was humping on a new boy, Soulja Boy, specifically. And now they’re most likely done. They must’ve had one of those extra short contracts. Continue reading
Call me naive but I still think of Soulja Boy as the little young boy who used to superman that hoe with his infectious song “Crank That“. However, that was over a decade ago and now he looks more like the fanciest neighborhood fiend draped in costume jewelry. When I first saw him during his appearance on The Breakfast Club I asked myself “Flavor Flav is still booking interviews?” And that was the first of many questions to enter my mind over the course of the next fifty-four minutes as Soulja Boy started saying a whole bunch of things you can’t tell me weren’t sponsored by the words “drugs“, “drama” and “lies“.