Category: Queen Elizabeth
THE QUEEN Has Stripped Prince Andrew Of All His Military Titles And Royal Patronages
Prince Andrew is in big trouble and has been for the past couple of years. But it seemed like he always had the unwavering support of his dear, sweet mumsy, Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. No matter how many times Prince Andrew was accused of being a predator, or how many times the FBI came knocking at his chamber door, or his association with convicted pedophiles, or the presence of a sexual assault lawsuit, The Queen was always there with an open castle door or pony ride a trip to church or a blank check for his legal bills. That is, until today. It looks like The Queen finally reached her limit of just how much enabling one 95-year-old woman can do for her embarrassment of a son. Because The Queen just formally announced that she was stripping every title away from Prince Andrew effective immediately.
Queen Elizabeth Hasn’t Cancelled Her Annual Christmas Party Yet, Despite Warnings About The Omicron Variant
Queen Elizabeth has had quite a year, and I’m sure a whole lot of royal experts predicted she’d be spending her Christmas holidays neck-deep in a weighted blanket with a suspiciously-smelling mug filled with “tea“. Her husband Prince Philip died in April, her favorite child got sued for underage sexual assault, a picture of one of her vacation properties got dragged into a sex trafficking trial, and she’s been dealing with the kind of health issues that surely aren’t great for her 95-year-old body. And of course, there’s still a pandemic happening, which has gotten worse, thanks to the Omicron variant. But The Queen apparently isn’t ready to pull the plug on her annual holiday shindig, because it’s still very much on the schedule for her majesty.
A Photo From Ghislaine Maxwell’s Trial Shows Her Lounging With Jeffrey Epstein At Queen Elizabeth’s Balmoral Estate
Ah, Balmoral – Queen Elizabeth’s castle away from castle, the Scottish estate where she goes to unwind from all the stress of being on stamps and coins. Balmoral is a serene, pastoral estate filled with rolling hills, forests, and animals like horses, dogs, and wild birds. And thanks to a picture that was shown as evidence in Ghislaine Maxwell’s sex trafficking trial, it looks like Balmoral was once the site of two jackasses as well! A few pretty obvious clues have led people to believe that a picture of Ghislaine and Jeffrey Epstein relaxing at a cabin in the woods was actually taken on the grounds of Balmoral.
A New Book Claims Prince Charles Is The One Who Asked About Archie’s Skin Color, But He Denies It
When Meghan Markle and Prince Harry sat down to tell-all with Oprah Winfrey back in March, Meghan claimed that one of the senior royals expressed shady, racist-y (sorry, William) concern over how “dark” her and Harry’s son Archie would be when he was born. Anyone familiar with the late Prince Philip’s public appearances might have guessed, “Was it him?“, but Oprah stressed the royal with the sudden interest in Pantone color matching wasn’t Prince Philip or Queen Elizabeth. It was a mystery! Until now, when a new book claims to know who the rude royal was, and they say it was Prince Charles. But, Charles’ people say nuh-uh, not him. And The Queen’s people also were forced to jump in and give a comment, after she was dragged into the messiness of this new book too.
THE QUEEN Missed Today’s Remembrance Day Ceremony Because She Messed Up Her Back
THE QUEEN made her last public appearance on October 19, and since then, she’s mostly been laid up, dealing with health woes. She was supposed to be at today’s Remembrance Day ceremony in London, but at the last minute, Buckingham Palace announced that she sprained her back and had to bow out. THE QUEEN, who is 95, has already been dealing with the nasty pain in the neck that is Prince Andrew (“He didn’t mean that, my beloved golden child.” – THE QUEEN to Andrew, probably) and now she’s got to deal with a bad back.
Queen Elizabeth Won’t Be Doing Solo Appearances Anymore
Queen Elizabeth appears to be feeling all of her 95 years recently, which causes a problem when your whole life revolves around a job you were thrown into by right of birth and can’t really ever technically retire from. But, a 95-year-old working monarch can slow down a little, which is exactly what The Queen appears to be doing. At the suggestion of her doctors, she’s had to cancel an event in Northern Ireland, and spend a night in a hospital bed to make sure everything is a-ok, health-wise. Now it’s being reported that The Queen won’t be appearing on her own at any future events and will always be accompanied by another senior royal, just in case something goes wrong.