Category: I Smell Trouble

Jude Law Used A Blood, Sweat, And Poop-Scented Perfume To Play King Henry VIII In “Firebrand”

May 23, 2023 / Posted by:

If you thought actors were obnoxious when deciding to go “method,” then get ready because Jude Law is here to take method acting to a very visceral level. While promoting his new movie Firebrand at Cannes, Jude revealed that he wore a special perfume that reeked of “blood, fecal matter, and sweat” in order to recreate the pustulous wounds of King Henry VIII, who he plays in the film. I mean… that’s gotta be an OSHA violation; where was this filmed?! But his co-star Alicia Vikander is probably thankful that he’s covering up her nose in that pic.

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THE QUEEN Has Stripped Prince Andrew Of All His Military Titles And Royal Patronages

January 13, 2022 / Posted by:

Prince Andrew is in big trouble and has been for the past couple of years. But it seemed like he always had the unwavering support of his dear, sweet mumsy, Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. No matter how many times Prince Andrew was accused of being a predator, or how many times the FBI came knocking at his chamber door, or his association with convicted pedophiles, or the presence of a sexual assault lawsuit, The Queen was always there with an open castle door or pony ridetrip to church or a blank check for his legal bills. That is, until today. It looks like The Queen finally reached her limit of just how much enabling one 95-year-old woman can do for her embarrassment of a son. Because The Queen just formally announced that she was stripping every title away from Prince Andrew effective immediately.

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A Judge Has Officially Ruled That Virginia Giuffre’s Lawsuit Can Move Forward To Trial

January 12, 2022 / Posted by:

Those who believe that the British Royal Family are a bunch of unemployed freeloaders were proved wrong recently, when Prince Andrew worked harder than he’d ever worked before, to attempt to have his longtime accuser Virginia Giuffre’s sexual assault lawsuit thrown out. He tried every scummy avenue and played every victim-blamey angle. And yet, no luck for Prince Andrew. Today, a federal New York judge decided that the lawsuit will go to trial.

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Marilyn Manson’s House Was Raided By Police In Connection With His Sexual Assault Investigation

November 30, 2021 / Posted by:

Well…that doesn’t sounds good! I’ve never personally had my house raided by the sheriff’s department, but I imagine it’s probably not a good sign for a person. Especially one with numerous sexual assault and misconduct allegations against them. Kanye West, you better pray for your good buddy Marilyn Manson, because he’s apparently at the “Strangers in suits are turning my couch cushions inside out, tossing my shit, and grabbing all my external hard drives” part of his ongoing assault investigation.

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Tori Spelling And Dean McDermott Have Been Having Marital Issues For Over A Year

June 23, 2021 / Posted by:

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott’s 15-year marriage could soon be hisTORI. Earlier this month Tori was papped sans wedding ring and last week she went on a podcast and admitted she and Dean are sleeping in separate rooms, and it ain’t because Tori’s snorey. Sources tell Us Weekly that things have been bad for more than a year (so, since the pandemic began), and Tori publicly admitting to the separate bed thing is a really bad sign. Cuz, as we all know, Tori likes to keep her personal life personal!

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Tori Spelling’s Marriage To Dean McDermott Might Be In Trouble

June 10, 2021 / Posted by:

Usually, when there’s trouble brewing in Tori Spelling’s life, it’s because she has again failed to pay off a credit card, and now a collection company is calling. That’s still an issue for her, but it’s not just the ring of creditors on her phone that might have her down. It’s also the ring that was formerly on her left hand, which has suddenly vanished in some recent pictures of Tori out and about. And naturally, that has some people speculating that Tori and Dean McDermott’s often-messy marriage might actually be over for good this time.

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