Category: Queen Elizabeth
The Queen Spent A Night In The Hospital This Week
A few days ago, it was reported that Queen Elizabeth’s doctors were being a major buzzkill after they told her she had to cancel a little two-day getaway to Northern Ireland. Obviously, I’m not The Queen’s doctor and know absolutely wank-all about her medical situation, but I was still a little miffed that they wouldn’t just let her 95-year-old majesty pop off and sneak in a Guinness or two in Northern Ireland. She’s had a year, let her have this little out-of-town getaway. As it turns out, her doctors weren’t being petty killjoys and they really were looking out for her best interests, health-wise. Because The Queen’s health dipped into the red, and she was forced to spend a night in the hospital on Wednesday.
Prince Andrew Has Reportedly Fled To His Mother’s Scottish Castle
Last month, Virginia Giuffre filed a federal civil lawsuit against Prince Andrew, the man she has accused of sexually abusing her numerous times as a minor while in various residences belonging to the late Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. Andrew has done everything possible to avoid getting served with Virginia’s lawsuit. And he continues to evade process servers. He’s reportedly hiding out at his mummy’s lovely country home in Scotland. If avoiding Virginia’s lawsuit counted as work, Andrew would easily be the hardest-working royal.
Prince Charles Probably Isn’t Going To Let Prince Andrew Ever Return As A Senior Royal
Prince Andrew is living proof that sometimes it doesn’t matter how rich and powerful your parents are, your never-ending privilege isn’t always able to bail your ass out of a sticky situation. So far it’s saved him from seeing the inside of a jail cell, but it hasn’t done much to save him from going down in history as Queen Elizabeth’s creepiest son. Eventually, The Crown will go to Prince Charles, and for a while, it sounded like the biggest headache Charles was about to inherit was the decision of what to do with Andrew. But thanks to Virginia Giuffre’s recent lawsuit, Charles’ hardest decision will be whether to fire his brother with a phone call or just shout “Bye Andy!” from the palace courtyard.
Prince Andrew And Fergie Were Spotted Visiting Queen Elizabeth After Virginia Giuffre Sued Him
Virginia Giuffre has filed a civil lawsuit against Prince Andrew, the man she alleges assaulted and raped her when she was an underage sex trafficking victim of the late Jeffrey Epstein and the still currently alive Ghislaine Maxwell. Oh no, ignoring the situation didn’t make it go away? Wild! Being named in a serious lawsuit would probably send even the bravest creep into hiding for a while, but not Prince Andrew. Andrew did what he does best when he needs to do some quick damage control, which is that he runs off to Mummy in the Scottish countryside. And just like last time, he’s dragged his ex-wife and most shameless vocal supporter Fergie with him.
Prince Philip Has Been Laid To Rest
A week after Prince Philip, THE QUEEN’s husband and companion of 73 years, died at 99, he was laid to rest in St. George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle. And well, I should’ve expected this, but I caught a case of the sad feelings in the heart area from seeing THE QUEEN sitting all alone inside the chapel. Couldn’t someone have soothed the sads a bit by handing her one of her new Corgi puppies, all dressed in mourning black?!
The Royal Family Will Not Wear Military Uniforms To Prince Philip’s Funeral
Yesterday we learned that Prince Andrew wanted to bid adieu to his dearly departed daddy Prince Philip in an Admiral’s uniform, which was a weird thing to want to do, considering Prince Andrew never held the naval rank of Admiral. He was supposed to one day, but it didn’t happen, due to Andrew getting caught up in a sex trafficking situation and being forced to retreat from public life. There were rumors that Queen Elizabeth had to approve Andrew’s request, and the bad news for Andrew is that she didn’t do it. It would be very fun to laugh at Andrew slinking into church with a pissed-off pouty scowl on his face because Mummy made him wear some off-the-rack suit and not the fancy little military costume he wanted, but that’s not really the case here. According to sources, no one will be in military uniform at Prince Philip’s funeral this Saturday.