If you thought that 33-year-old Jenni “JWoww” Farley was going to go all the way with her 24-year-old, pro-wrestling wannabe boyfriend Zack Carpinello, then I have sad, sad news, as she dropped him after last night’s episode of Jersey Shore Family Vacation. I guess after watching Zack hit on her sometime-friend Angelina Parvenick (as Jenni was taking a Jersey Shore nap aka passed out from tequila), she has had enough of him.
I miss the days when I used to see JWoww (government name: Jenni Farley) and her BFF Snooki (government name: Smurfette) drinking and falling over each other back when Jersey Shore was my go-to guilty pleasure. But then they grew up and had families, which should have been their happy ending. This is not the case for JWoww, whose marriage to juiced-up dingleberry Roger Mathews has been on a downward spiral for a while. First JWoww filed for divorce, then she let everyone know that Roger doesn’t adhere to the rule that you’re not supposed to get physical with your spouse. Now, in an unsurprising twist, Roger is contesting their prenup and requesting child support.
The Blast is reporting that Roger Mathews has some words to say about all that video evidence, and documentation, and text messages which JWoww posted on the internet, showing us all how much of an asshole he is. But according to Roger, he is the one being harassed and he wants JWoww to be held in contempt for violating a court order from their ongoing divorce.
Remember when Jersey Shore used to be a bit of escapist fun that allowed us to mock a bunch of self-involved, bro’d and ho’d out ding dongs? Well, that reality show is over and a new kind of reality has taken over. The once fun loving JWoww, aka Jenni Farley, is now filled with rage. In a lengthy blog post on her website, Jenni shared video of her estranged husband, Roger Mathews, violently throwing her to the floor. She says she made the decision to share that private moment (as well as a number of recorded arguments, police reports, and text messages between her and the couple’s nanny) as self-defense against all the lies she alleges Roger has been spreading about her, claiming she will stop at nothing to keep him from his children, 2-year-old Greyson Valor, and 4-year-old Meilani Alexandra.
The Blast is reporting that Jersey Shore’s JWoww, AKA Jenny Not From The Block, AKA Jennifer Lynn Farley, is in some serious drama with her estranged husband/future ex Roger Mathews. They’ve been in the middle of a divorce for about two months now, and he’s been trying to get her back. But things took an extra messy turn this morning. Roger woke up early this morning to the police at his door. The police at your door is never a good sign, but if it’s after midnight you know someone is either dead or you’re about to get arrested.
During the first season of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation that aired earlier this year, The Situation proposed to his girlfriend Lauren Pesce (sadly, she did not replace “yes” with “it would be my honor to join you in this life-long situation” before fist pumping her ring in the air). Little did we know that among the clouds of romance and self-tanner spray spray, that while one marriage was beginning, another Jersey Shore marriage had ended.