Category: The Situation
The Situation Still Owes $2.3 Million In Unpaid Taxes After Serving Prison Time For Not Paying His Taxes
The IRS must have recently been working through their stack of reality celeb tax forms because last week we found out that Erika Jayne was catching their heat. Next up: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. The Jersey Shore: Family Vacation star was already convicted of tax fraud and served hard (but Snooki said it was easy) time, had community service (that he fell way far behind on), and was on probation. But, the IRS says that he still has a tax situation and owes that persistent bitch lots of money. Mike’s GTL routine now consists of “Getting Tax Liens,” as documents show that he still needs to pony up about $2.3 million in unpaid taxes.
The Original “Jersey Shore” Cast Is Pissed That MTV Has Announced A Reboot
Jersey Shore premiered back in 2009, and the original line-up of messes included Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Pauly “DJ Pauly D” DelVecchio, Vinny Guadagnino, Jenni “JWoww” Farley, Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Angelina Pivarnick, and of course, the star of the show, the Duck Phone. Deena Nicole Cortese joined the gang of drunk messes in season 3. The show came to an end in 2012 after six seasons, but the cast reunited in 2018 on Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, which is currently in its fifth season.
But I guess MTV is in the mood to terrorize the Jersey Shore once again with a brand new crew of orange wrecks because they are rebooting it and the original cast is not feeling it at all. There will be no “Gym, Tan, Laundry” between the original cast and the new crew. Only “Salt, Rage, and Bitterness!”
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Is Way, Way Behind On His Community Service Hours
TMZ says that Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has not been keeping up his community service. Mike got sentenced to eight months in prison over some good-old-fashioned tax evasion. He went to prison–which was apparently a hoot and a half and a great networking opportunity. He served his time before his release last September and finally reunited with his wife, Lauren Pesce–who is currently pregnant with their first child. So that would normally be that–Mike could ride off to his life of wealth and reality TV stardom and a new family… except Mike forgot about the fact he also had to do community service. Now Mike is behind as shit. I mean, come on, coronavirus quarantine was the perfect opportunity for community service. See, Felicity Huffman was truly a model rich-person criminal–she wrapped that shit up!
The Situation Is Back Out In The Wild
Time to break out the Funfetti cake and get The Smush Room cleaned (although, to stop the spread of mutant STDs, The Smush Room should probably be burned) because The Situation of Jersey Shore has packed up his prison-made face fillers (made from Honey Buns icing and acid from a AAA battery) and moved out his cell. As of 8:30 this morning, The Situation was officially released from prison after an 8 month sentence for tax evasion.
The Situation Has Become Prison Friends With Fyre Festival Founder Billy McFarland
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has made some new friends during his 8 month prison stint for tax evasion. Friends like Billy McFarland, who was sentenced to six years in prison for that fraudulent mess that was the Fyre Festival, and the dude who leaked Jennifer Lawrence’s nudes.
I guess if you’re going to make prison besties, you might as well make friends with the most famous douchebags in the place. Everyone knows non-famous prison douchebags are way less fun and probably better at Scrabble than you. So kudos to The Situation for choosing wisely!
Snooki Says The Situation Is Having The “Time Of His Life” In Prison
We all know Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was hiding coin (lots of coin) from Uncle Sam, and Uncle Sam is that bitch who reads your phone and goes through your mail when you sleep. It didn’t take the government long to charge Mike with tax fraud, and he went to the slammer in January. We haven’t heard much from The Sitch since then, but luckily he’s on a reality show with major blabbermouths. Snooki was interviewed recently and gave an update on Mike. Surprisingly, he’s viewing prison like a stay at Club Med.